MR. LUNT:
Your highness, I believe there is much to fear.
2020 is gonna be an awful year.
A very great danger may await us now.

MR. NEZZER:
How's that possible?

MR. LUNT:
With permission, your highness, I'll tell you how.

MR. NEZZER:
Go on.

MR. LUNT:
It's my duty to inform you, and if I'm correct,
To ignore this great emergency would be neglect.
There are scientists who want to serve and protect,
But also those who walk among us who show no respect!

MR. NEZZER:
Really?

MR. LUNT:
The rules have been adjusted
By those who can be trusted.

MR. NEZZER:
Oh my goodness. Tell me about these people.

MR. LUNT:
Those stupid little people who do stupid little stuff,
Who think that their immune systems are extra extra tough,
I fear if they get COVID, the prospect makes me weep.
The intensive care unit is where they'll sleep!

MR. NEZZER:
Really? The nerve! I am disgusted!

MR. LUNT:
They think science can't be trusted!

MR. NEZZER:
Well, those don't sound like smart people.

MR. LUNT:
Nope.
Your highness, I believe we must act with speed.

MR. NEZZER:
Agreed. Say the word. I'll give you what you need.

MR. LUNT:
A simple solution, but you must act now.

MR. NEZZER:
Well, how can I help?

MR. LUNT:
With permission, your highness, I'll tell you how.

MR. NEZZER:
Go on.

MR. LUNT:
I suggest that we should do what the doctors ask.
When we enter public buildings, we should wear a mask.
And we must use sanitizer to keep our fingers clean,
And do everything we can to stop COVID-19!

MR. NEZZER:
I agree! COVID must be busted!

BOTH:
The science can be trusted!
Those stupid little people who do stupid little stuff,
Who think that their immune systems are extra extra tough,
Those people, they are stupid, but as for us, we're smart,
And that is why we'll always stay six feet apart!

MR. NEZZER:
My life is now adjusted!

BOTH:
'Cause science can be trusted!

MR. LUNT:
COVID will be busted!

BOTH:
If the scientists are trusted!