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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Fonzie"

Original Song Title:

"Snippets form 70s hits"

Original Performer:

Various Artists

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Fonzie"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

This was inspired by the types of records of Dickei Goodman,who was the firts guy to ever sample songs, he would be ike an interviewer and the response would be from hits form whenever it was made, he did a ton of these, here's one of mine, actually the onl one ive done,using 70s hits, "Mr. Fonzie"
Opening : Happy Days theme
Me : This is Walter Funkite on a Hollywood beach where a man named Arthur Fonzarelli, also known as The Fonz, has just jumped a giant shark, well Mr. Fonzie, how was it?


Me : THank you, now Mr Fonzie, before you made this jump what did you plan on doing after?

Response from the Bee Gees : Ah ah ah ah stayin alive, stayin alive, Ah ah ah ah stayin aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive

Me : Thank you, now Mr. Fonzie, how do you feel?

Response from Glen Campbell : Like a rhinestone cowboy

Me : Thank you now Mr Fonzie, tell me, what do you plan on doing now?

Resposne from KC and the Sunshine Band : Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight

Me : Thank you now Mr. Fonzie, what would you do if the shark tried to eat you?

Response from Chic : Aaaaaaaaaaaah freak out!

Me : Now we are talking to Fonzie's girlfriend, now, what did Fonzie tell you when he first met you?

Response from Stevie Wonder : You are the sunshine of my life

Me : Now Fonzie, tell me, how long will you kiss your girlfriend when you kiss her?

Response from Exile : Til the night closes in.

Me : Now, lets talk to some of Fonzie's friends, here is Richie Cunningham, now Richie, are you glad Fonzie made it?
Response from KC and the Sunshine Band : That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it uh uh uh huh

Me : Richie, what did you think when you first heard Fonzie was going to jump over a shark?
Response from Earth, Wind and Fire : Shining star for you to see, shining star for you and me

Me : Richie, how long has it been since Fonzie last did a stunt?

Response from Tony Orlando and Dawn : It's been three long years
Me : Thank you, now we are talking to Potsie Weber, now Potsie, besides you and your friends, who was rooting for Fonzie?

Response from Elton John : Bennie and the Jets

Me : Potsie, what do you have to say now that Fonzie had made it?

Response from James Brown : I got ants in my pants and need to dance

Me : Potsie, what do you plan to do now?

Response from KC and the Sunshine Band : Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight

Me : Now lets go over to Ralph Malph, Ralph what is your current condition?

Response from Ralph : I still got it!

Me : Ralph, how would you describe yourself?

Response from Steve Miller Band : Im a joker

Me : Now, Ralph, what will you do now that Fonzie has made it?

Response from Van McCoy : Do the hustle

Me : Ralph, Potsie said that Bennie and the Jets also rooted for him, what do you say to him for that?

Response from Ralph : You are such a potsie!

Me : Ok, now lets go over to Joanie Cunningham, Joanie, how would you describe today?

Response from The Brady Kids : It's a Sunshine Day

Me : Thank you, now Joanie, what would you do if the shark tried to get you?

Response from The Hues Corporation : Rock the boat

Me : Now lets go over to the Cunninghams, now what is Fonzies girlfriend's name?

Response from Paul McCartney and Wings : Helen, Helen Wheels

Me : Oh no! It looks like the California Kid is mad he didn't win! Mr. Fonzie, what will you do?
Resposne from John Lennon : Keep on playin those mind games

Me : California Kid, you seem to be too mad, why?
Resposne form 10cc : Big boys don't cry

Me : Okay, they are now coming back to Milwaukee , Al Delvecchio, what do you say to your friends?

Resposne from John Sebastian : Welcome Back

Me : Okay, now it looks like Chachi Arcola is talking to Joanie, what do you think of her?

Response from Chachi : Wa wa wa

Me : Okay, it looks like the gang is back and ready to move on, this is Walter Funkite, signing off!

"Happy Days " theme
2003 Jack "Local Celebrity" Wilson

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Jack Wilson - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment
This will be hard to vote on cause its not a parody, just give uit a 555
TJC - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I love this stuff... reminds me of bits the "Boss Jocks" on several LA stations would put together back in the seventies... showcases your creativity and musical knowledge... you made it... well, you tell 'im Frank: "Your Wayyyyyy!"
Jack Wilson - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks TJC! LOL thats hilarious, but its more like Mr. Jaws
Meriadoc - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Brings back memories. I actually have myself and a friend at about the age of 14 doing three of these type things on cassette. Of course when you made recordings of them it was obligatory to put a "commercial" in the middle with Deodato playing in the background.... ;-)
Jack Wilson - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL thnaks Merry!
Agrimorfee - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Lifted way too much of the same jokes/songs Dickie Goodman did, but I admire your effort.
Jack Wilson - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee: Thanks! Yeah, I know its a little too Dikcie inspired, but thanks!
Charlie - February 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Did you actually record this and how would I get a copy if you did?
Jack Wilson - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
I didnt record it unfortunately, be awesome if I did though!

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