Song Parodies -> "Detention"

Original Song Title:

"A Thousand Miles"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Vanessa Carlton

Parody Song Title:

"Detention"

Parody Written by:

RobbieCawley

The Lyrics

Making my way down hall
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound

Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way
to my locker

And I HATE you
And I HATE you
And now I wonder
If I could skip
my Detention
Do you think I
Would pass her by
Cause you know I'd Skip a thousand Detentions
If I could just go home... today

It's always times like these
When I see of you
And I hope
you dont see me

Cause everything's so wrong
And I don't belong
Living in
Your precious Detention

And I HATE you
And I HATE you
And now I wonder
If I could skip
my Detention
Do you think I
Would pass her by
Cause you know I'd Skip a thousand Detentions
If I could just go home... today

And I, I don't wanna let you know
I, I that i am skipping
I, I don't wanna let this go
I, I've fallen... ahhhh!

Making my way down the hall
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound

Staring blankly ahead
Making my way
Making a way
Through the crowd

And I still Hate you
And I still HATE you
And now I wonder
If I could skip
my Detention
Do you think I
Would pass her by
Cause you know I'd Skip a thousand Detentions
If I could just go home...
And now I wonder
If I could skip
my Detention
Do you think I
Would pass her by
Cause you know I'd Skip a thousand Detentions
If I could just go home... today if i could just go home...NO!...... CRAP she saw me!!!

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Johnny Fistpound - February 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Yuck! Not a redeeming quality to be found!

PF4Eva - February 26, 2003 - Report this comment

The funniest parody I have ever read in my life.

Raven - February 26, 2003 - Report this comment

thanks for that! i thought of that in detention! lol,PF4Eva! (this is the Author)

Nick J(Ghosteller) - February 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Another bad parody 1,1,1

Kenton Ngo - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment

Hmm...funny...but it seems like you need to work on pacing...could get better with time, don't get discouraged with the bad numbers...same problems I've been stuck with in my parodies. Good luck! 1-5-3

hottopicfairy - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment

im kind of bad at writing, but... kind of pointless

Frankie - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Good job.

me - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment

lol

whatsamattau? - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

I like it, but you need to work on rhyming. Good stuff though.

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