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Song Parodies -> "Wet Blouses"

Original Song Title:

"White Houses"

Original Performer:

Vanessa Carlton

Parody Song Title:

"Wet Blouses"

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The Lyrics

My summer visit to a fetishist bar.
Paddle to the ass when I walked in,
A whorey little hoe tried to bite my thing
Try to find a mate, but all in vain
Instead I found a guide, more like a friend
Past people spitting into bottles and munching something gross
Kinky whips and shiny, black, leather clothes
Eating refuse of the ass, lacking any bit of class

People scream loud as the whip comes down
In a separate corner, swore I saw a clown
Sickos in mascots of Barney and child gangs
And I'm completely flaccid, my boy just hangs

There's oddity's on the table made of beaver fur
I'm grossed out of my skin so much that it's a blur
Little known to me
There was something good to see

Here's a light
A row of blond girls, lips are rose
Each with their own personal hose
And White Blouses

They turn the hoses on, and soak themselves
I hardly noticed that the whole place smelled
It's so exciting as I begin to see through
They are completely drenched, then I aimed to sue

There was just not enough for us boys to see
I wanted a full refund for my cover fee
I noticed what I had not saw
The women all wore bras

Taking flight
After the water reached their privates
I perceived something was amiss
Same parts as Strauss's
I reached the rear exit door
I felt a sensation for more
And Re-entered

My. Wife. Walked. In. So did my mom.
She saw me, Oh no
And she brought on all the pain
Mom dragged me by the ear
Calling me a bloody queer
Till. They. Were. Overheard.

[Piano Interlude :D]

The weirdo's lifted Mom-and-my-wife off of me
They kicked their asses and set me free
Positions I never knew, my mom could bend
My wife was forced to follow the same trend
These my hoes
They be saving my butt for all time
Till I needed to save mine
I felt hard pounces

It hurt
I tried to push my mom off my back
My wife punches my eye till it's black
I need new spouses

And I got kicked out my house on my ass
So I joined my-fellow lower class
Mascots and Mouses
Leather trousers
And White Blouses
PARODY of Vanessa Carlton's White Houses

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