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Song Parodies -> "Lose Two Pounds"
Original Song Title:
"Thousand Miles"
Original Performer:
Vanessa Carlton
Parody Song Title:
"Lose Two Pounds"
Parody Written by:
Gavin Wilkinson
The Lyrics
Losing weight is a pain in the A$#
"Lose 2 Pounds"
tryin to lose weight downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound
Starving blankly ahead
Just squeezing my way
Making a way
Through the crowd
And I'll feed you
And I'll eat you
And now I wonder....
If I could eat
a piece of pie
Do you think the fat
Would go to my thighs
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just lose 2
pounds
It's always times like these
When I think of food
And I wonder
If I'll ever
be skinny
'Cause cant even wear a tong
waist is to long
cuz I ate to much
goddam Mcidiis
'Cause I'll feed you
And I'll eat you
And now I wonder....
If I could eat
1 apple pie
where do u think the fat
Would go this time
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
lose 2 pounds
Tonight
And I, I]vb
Don't want no McDonalds
I, I
Don't want no KFC
I, I
Don't want to let this go
I, I
Don't....
gaining more weight downtown
Walking faster
Faces pass
And I'm home bound
Starving blankly ahead
Just squeezing my way
creating a way
Through the crowd
And I still feed you
And I still eat pooh
And now I wonder....
If I could have
1 last apple pie
Where do u think the fat
Would go this time
'Cause you know I cant walk
A thousand miles
cuz I need to
take a Pooh...
If I could have
some French fries
Do you think the fat
Would go to my thighs
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just taste some
If I smell some
Chinese food
Tonight
tryin to lose weight downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound
Starving blankly ahead
Just squeezing my way
Making a way
Through the crowd
And I'll feed you
And I'll eat you
And now I wonder....
If I could eat
a piece of pie
Do you think the fat
Would go to my thighs
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just lose 2
pounds
It's always times like these
When I think of food
And I wonder
If I'll ever
be skinny
'Cause cant even wear a tong
waist is to long
cuz I ate to much
goddam Mcidiis
'Cause I'll feed you
And I'll eat you
And now I wonder....
If I could eat
1 apple pie
where do u think the fat
Would go this time
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
lose 2 pounds
Tonight
And I, I]vb
Don't want no McDonalds
I, I
Don't want no KFC
I, I
Don't want to let this go
I, I
Don't....
gaining more weight downtown
Walking faster
Faces pass
And I'm home bound
Starving blankly ahead
Just squeezing my way
creating a way
Through the crowd
And I still feed you
And I still eat pooh
And now I wonder....
If I could have
1 last apple pie
Where do u think the fat
Would go this time
'Cause you know I cant walk
A thousand miles
cuz I need to
take a Pooh...
If I could have
some French fries
Do you think the fat
Would go to my thighs
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just taste some
If I smell some
Chinese food
Tonight
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Alright pacing issues through out the song. Funny so 5's there. Overall, there was unecesary swearing and spelling errors. So a 3. 4/5/3
Some stupid moron submitted a parody of this song today and placed it under "90s".
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