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Song Parodies -> "Lying Flat"

Original Song Title:

"Paint It Black"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vanessa Carlton

Parody Song Title:

"Lying Flat"

The Lyrics

To the people who love my songs...wait...NO ONE LOVES MY SONG! NO ONE LEAVES COMMENTS!
I see your blonde hair and I want it
tangled as a mat
No preps anymore
I want them laying flat
I see the preps walk by
Dressed in their sexy clothes
I have to turn my head
Until the slut/whores go
I see their furry pens
And they are painted pink
So many thoughts of hate
They made me see a shrink
I look at my social status
And they ruined my rep
It's not easy going to junior high
When you hate the preps
I wanna see them
Lying, lying, lying flat
I wann see them
LYNG, LYING, LYING FLAT!
No more will my esteem be negative 2
I can see death for perfect pink you
If I look hard enough at your makeup
I see things that make me upchuck
I wanna see'em
Lying, lying, lying flat
Flat as roadkill
Roadkill on a hill
I wanna see'er blonde wig in the sky
I wanna see her cry
I wanna se her lying, lying flat
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Pacing: 2.7
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Overall Rating: 3.0
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me - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
good parody but.... what did that girl do to you?
Tim Mayfield - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a good parody. Some pacing issues, and some moral issues, but funny.
vanessa - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
THAT IS AWESOME U SHOULD BE A SONGWRITER !!

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