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Song Parodies -> "Kingdom Hearts"

Original Song Title:

"Simple And Clean"

Original Performer:

Utadu Hikiri

Parody Song Title:

"Kingdom Hearts"

Parody Written by:

Will Agrudis Glover

The Lyrics

Destiny Island
Your starting place and
The place where you start out
Then one night a storm destroyed the island, it is such a fright
And what's the key about?

In Traverse Town, you meet the gang
The key is all you need
You start your great long journey,

Wonderland you meet Alice
And does this mean you have to sing with flowers?
When you grow bigger you will lock the door
But it isn't over yet
I don't think the search will be easy

Then, there's Hercules
Smash the barrels please, quick
Don't give up, just go
Then you start fighting the way that you've seen Hercules before
It's hard you fight some more

The Deep Jungle
Is Tarzan's home and Jane's
Play the sliding game
That's when you meet Clayton and fight,

And when you're in Agrabah
You see Aladdin has the Genie's power
The Cave of Wonders is hard to beat
It's too late when Jafar has
Genie's Lamp, some things are against you

When you get away
In Monstro you stay with
That Pinocchio
You will meet Riku and have a fight with him and against him
Then you'll escape Monstro

Landing in a large ball of water
You turn into a merman
Navigation's slaughter, but when you know which way you must go
Nothing's like before

In Halloween Town
Heartless are around and
The heartless, they dance
Jack wants a heart - Oogie Boogie is making a plan himself
but you can't take the chance

In Space
You are hit by Captain Hook (Neverland)
Then a little later on
You will meet Kairi, and, Peter will teach you how to fly high
Higher than before

In the Hundred Acre Wood story
All the pages are scattered
It's needless to tell me the ending is a happy one, and . . .
Oh, there's so much more

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marlu - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Narius - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Ummm first up Ya guys spelled the singers name's Utada Hikaru not Utadu Hikiri..and either than that this song was kinda funny.....THis is my faviorte Game of all time...and if you do a Pardoy on Hikari...I'll freak!
saiuke - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
that was absolutely terrible!!! get your facts right and learn how to spell instead of wasting time writing crap like this!!
Will Agrudis Glover - March 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Don't be a twat, saiuke. I just checked through it, there are NO spelling errors.
Christie Marie M - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Kingdom Hearts is my favorite PS2 game in America! As a matter of fact, I beat the game last spring. This was the easiest RPG I ever played. I love all the Disney and Final Fantasy characters in the game. My fave stages are Agrabah, Halloween Town, Atlantica, Hundred Acres Wood, Neverland, and Hollow Bastion. I even beat the extra bosses in the game, but unfortunately, I haven't beaten Sephiroth because he's too hard for me to beat, so I skipped that event. I did unlock the hidden movie at the end though. Those lyrics in this parody is very lovely and organized. Keep it up!
Dr Music - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
i have not played the game in a long time, the disc I had froze up when I was finishing the Holow Bastian level.
Will Agrudis Glover - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Good going with the game, Christie Marie M. I've long lost the memory card with my game on, and my PS2 broke, so I never got round to playing again. I was able to beat Sephiroth, but Phantom is the only part of the game I've not been able to do yet.
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