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Song Parodies -> "Peanut Butter"
Original Song Title:
"Yeah"
Original Performer:
Usher ft. Lil Jon and Ludacris
Parody Song Title:
"Peanut Butter"
Parody Written by:
Holly
The Lyrics
Here's a song i wrote one day when I couldn't find any peanut butter.
Lunch time!
Let go eat!
Yeah, OK! I'm hungry!
Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter, yum
Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter, yum
I'm in the kitchen with my food, tryin to find my peanut butter, lookin for it, cause i cant seem to find it
I said where can it beee? I ate it last night with some jelly and a glass of milk, you would think I'd see it
So I went without it...
I got out the milk, got out the jelly and spread it on bread
(2 slices) (2 slices)
I looked at the sandwich, sandwich
I picked it up and started biting it, but it's just not the same
Cause it's missing some
Peanut butter! Sandwich not the same, missing the flavor
Peanut butter! Bread and jelly and no peanut butter!!
Peanut butter! I really need to find that peanut butter
Peanut butter! I stood up, and ran around screaming
Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter, yumm
Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter, yumm
See, I'm going crazy now, I just can't seem to find that jar of brown heaven
Cause I need it to live
And I looked in my cabinet, my fridge, my drawers, even my oven! and that just ain't me, noo
Cause I can not survive without my peanut butter
And that jelly is killing me looking all alone
The way it's sitting there!
All by itself, waiting for its friend
Then there is the milk, all no good
How am I supposed to drink it without my
Peanut butter! Sandwich not the same, missing the flavor
Peanut butter! Bread and jelly and no peanut butter!!
Peanut butter! I really need to find that peanut butter
Peanut butter! I stood up, and ran around screaming
Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter, yumm
Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter, yumm
Peanut butter!
Where are you hiding? In the drawer, in the cabinet, in the fridge?
And why would you leave the poor jelly alone? You know noone likes it without you
Forget about the milk, it has the syrup, but I won't stop till I find you peanut butter
So I'll recheck the fridge, the drawer, the cabinet, and the FREEZER!
The one place that I forgot, why did I forget to look in there?
You ain't hiding now! I figured out where you might be hiding
I open up the freezer and see the ice cream and frozen foods
Then I looked behind the popsicles and I found the peanut butter frozen!
Peanut butter! Sandwich not the same, missing the flavor
Peanut butter! Bread and jelly and no peanut butter!!
Peanut butter! I really need to find that peanut butter
Peanut butter! I stood up, and ran around screaming
Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter, yumm
Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter, yumm
Haha we found you know no more hiding from me peanut butter (clap)
Time to chow down gonna eat you up peanut butter (clap)
Spread you on some bread with my jelly peanut butter (clap)
Haha we found you know no more hiding from me peanut butter (clap)
Let go eat!
Yeah, OK! I'm hungry!
Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter, yum
Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter, yum
I'm in the kitchen with my food, tryin to find my peanut butter, lookin for it, cause i cant seem to find it
I said where can it beee? I ate it last night with some jelly and a glass of milk, you would think I'd see it
So I went without it...
I got out the milk, got out the jelly and spread it on bread
(2 slices) (2 slices)
I looked at the sandwich, sandwich
I picked it up and started biting it, but it's just not the same
Cause it's missing some
Peanut butter! Sandwich not the same, missing the flavor
Peanut butter! Bread and jelly and no peanut butter!!
Peanut butter! I really need to find that peanut butter
Peanut butter! I stood up, and ran around screaming
Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter, yumm
Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter, yumm
See, I'm going crazy now, I just can't seem to find that jar of brown heaven
Cause I need it to live
And I looked in my cabinet, my fridge, my drawers, even my oven! and that just ain't me, noo
Cause I can not survive without my peanut butter
And that jelly is killing me looking all alone
The way it's sitting there!
All by itself, waiting for its friend
Then there is the milk, all no good
How am I supposed to drink it without my
Peanut butter! Sandwich not the same, missing the flavor
Peanut butter! Bread and jelly and no peanut butter!!
Peanut butter! I really need to find that peanut butter
Peanut butter! I stood up, and ran around screaming
Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter, yumm
Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter, yumm
Peanut butter!
Where are you hiding? In the drawer, in the cabinet, in the fridge?
And why would you leave the poor jelly alone? You know noone likes it without you
Forget about the milk, it has the syrup, but I won't stop till I find you peanut butter
So I'll recheck the fridge, the drawer, the cabinet, and the FREEZER!
The one place that I forgot, why did I forget to look in there?
You ain't hiding now! I figured out where you might be hiding
I open up the freezer and see the ice cream and frozen foods
Then I looked behind the popsicles and I found the peanut butter frozen!
Peanut butter! Sandwich not the same, missing the flavor
Peanut butter! Bread and jelly and no peanut butter!!
Peanut butter! I really need to find that peanut butter
Peanut butter! I stood up, and ran around screaming
Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter, yumm
Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter, yumm
Haha we found you know no more hiding from me peanut butter (clap)
Time to chow down gonna eat you up peanut butter (clap)
Spread you on some bread with my jelly peanut butter (clap)
Haha we found you know no more hiding from me peanut butter (clap)
copyright hoLLySaYsblaH productions 2003-2004
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Might wanna microwave that peanut butter if it's in the freezer.......
Pacing an issue here, but a good concept that I can associate with. (I always seem to carry stuff in my room during sandwich preparation and have short-term memory loss of ever going in there) 3-4-3
Yeah, I can't see how "Peanut Butter" can be grafted on to the 1-syllable word, "Yeah". Yeah. 344.
dats funny!!!!
I hate Peanut Butter lol but it's a good one!
it's peanut butter jelly time
Sticks to the roof of your mouth but do you prefer chunky of creamy?
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