Song Parodies -> Damn
| Original Song Title: | "Yeah" |
| Original Performer: | Usher feat. Lil Jon & Ludacris |
| Parody Song Title: | "Damn" |
| Parody Written by: | Saider Eiegle |
Bedwetting is the # 1 embarassmant of people over the age of six.
Piss out
Chi-Town's drowned
Damn! oh no!
(Saider, Saider, Saider)
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, daamn!
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, daamn!
I was sleeping at my homey's
Tryna get a little shut eye
Had some juice on the low key (low key)
Man, u know how it is.
I got thirsty; I was checkin up the fridge
From the juice I was gettin on my quench
You'd thank that I'd go pee (go pee)
But I decided to sleep
Now my bladder got heavy
It had me feeling like im ready to blow (Wakeup!)
Oh!(Wakeup!)
it was like a good dreaam ( a good dream)
Did not wakeup until I felt a wet leak
And it started to spread
I looked down and I said...
(CHORUS)
(Damn, damn) The covers got drowned, I wish I went to pee.
(Damn, damn) I got so soaked, that I couldn't burn the sheet
(Damn, damn) Had to hurry up before it wakes his mommy
(Damn, damn) next thing I knew i was swimmin in my urine
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, daamn!
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, daamn!
It was funny had my head had
Had me thinking that i was just
Takin a small piss on an oak tree
Back to reality ( reality now)
I was standin' in my undies
It is 1:03
I was searchin for a clean sheet
Yo, this just ain't me.
HEY!
But what i do know that if I flipped the bed
Than the stain ain't gonna show
But what I don't know is that instead
That the smell is gonna stink and grow
Right now I'm getting scared!
I'm like "damn!" Try to scrub it out with bleach
I look back one more time and i'm like "Damn!"
Cuz his mom is standing behind me
And i said...
(CHORUS)
(Damn, damn) The covers got drowned, I wish I went to pee.
(Damn, damn) I got so soaked, that I couldn't burn the sheet
(Damn, damn) Had to hurry up before it wakes his mommy
(Damn, damn) next thing I knew i was swimmin in my urine
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, daamn!
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, daamn!
[insert Neo Matrix's rap : P]
(CHORUS)
Look back, now flip it back
Cuz FeBreeze got the force to make the mattress smell (*clap*)
I look back, his mom is fat
but the back part of her hand is enough to go (*slap*)
Oh snap! she comin' back
With a scrubber and a pail and with another (*smack*)
Move fast, now flip it back
Scrub it good 'fore she come back with another (*slap*)
Chi-Town's drowned
Damn! oh no!
(Saider, Saider, Saider)
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, daamn!
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, daamn!
I was sleeping at my homey's
Tryna get a little shut eye
Had some juice on the low key (low key)
Man, u know how it is.
I got thirsty; I was checkin up the fridge
From the juice I was gettin on my quench
You'd thank that I'd go pee (go pee)
But I decided to sleep
Now my bladder got heavy
It had me feeling like im ready to blow (Wakeup!)
Oh!(Wakeup!)
it was like a good dreaam ( a good dream)
Did not wakeup until I felt a wet leak
And it started to spread
I looked down and I said...
(CHORUS)
(Damn, damn) The covers got drowned, I wish I went to pee.
(Damn, damn) I got so soaked, that I couldn't burn the sheet
(Damn, damn) Had to hurry up before it wakes his mommy
(Damn, damn) next thing I knew i was swimmin in my urine
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, daamn!
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, daamn!
It was funny had my head had
Had me thinking that i was just
Takin a small piss on an oak tree
Back to reality ( reality now)
I was standin' in my undies
It is 1:03
I was searchin for a clean sheet
Yo, this just ain't me.
HEY!
But what i do know that if I flipped the bed
Than the stain ain't gonna show
But what I don't know is that instead
That the smell is gonna stink and grow
Right now I'm getting scared!
I'm like "damn!" Try to scrub it out with bleach
I look back one more time and i'm like "Damn!"
Cuz his mom is standing behind me
And i said...
(CHORUS)
(Damn, damn) The covers got drowned, I wish I went to pee.
(Damn, damn) I got so soaked, that I couldn't burn the sheet
(Damn, damn) Had to hurry up before it wakes his mommy
(Damn, damn) next thing I knew i was swimmin in my urine
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, daamn!
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, daamn!
[insert Neo Matrix's rap : P]
(CHORUS)
Look back, now flip it back
Cuz FeBreeze got the force to make the mattress smell (*clap*)
I look back, his mom is fat
but the back part of her hand is enough to go (*slap*)
Oh snap! she comin' back
With a scrubber and a pail and with another (*smack*)
Move fast, now flip it back
Scrub it good 'fore she come back with another (*slap*)
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You non-commentors are a plague that should be purged with flame! O...btw. I would have written up the rap really quickly if you had told me you were ready to send in the parody :P
(ABC 2005) Good job.
(ABC05) Urine trouble, boy! A mild 555, but get some Depends.
(ABC 2005) Two words - rubber sheets.
(ABC) The pacing's not perfect, and some of the lines seemed forced. That being said, it's a great effort on a difficult song.
(ABC-D) It's a real pisser that this is a DKTOS for me. Best I can say is that I read it and it didn't piss me off.
D: This was made even funnier by imagining Dave Chappel's Lil John character singing this!
(ABC) Drenched with parody-power!
(ABC) out damn spot!! - the horror, the horror
One of the better parodies of this song. That said, I was deeply shocked that you omitted the last section of the rap. I sung along to Eric Schwartz's mp3 here: "Jail". www.suburbanhomeboy.com/admin/files/Jail!.mp3
(ABC) DKTOS, and coudn't follow the midis I got :-(
(ABC) As the president of the Let's Run Usher Over In A Humvee Society (UK Chapter), I found this hard to read, but you did a good job with it.
(ABC-D) This is good work on a miserably annoying OS..
I'd like to pass thanks on to Kristof for saying just what I was thinking :-)
(ABC) DKTOS; You know, the title is very misleading.
ABC--Yowza...made me cringe a couple too many times...but very well written...=)
good one.... Usher is v annoying .. took my daughter to see one of his concerts... he turned up on stage on a large revolving double bed with a leopard skin throw to do some numbers for the ladeez.... ...
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