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These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I can say
I came up with more secrets to tell you today
These are my confessions
My mind's warped, something more 'bout something
My parodies that I'll bring were confessions
Besides making fun of Sesame Street
Power Rangers and PPG
That's not all, now I recall more of these
Some of my parodies were confessions

Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had just done
Some of my parodies act like fanfics, am I wrong?
Like Dexter's Laboratory showin' on CBS, CBS
Is it true? Can anyone take a guess?
I mentioned my brother's girlfriend too... she was blonde
And her favorite color's light blue
My parodies don't reflect my personal beliefs at all
Did I mentioned David Seville? What else should I recall?

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I can say
I came up with more to speak of right away
These are my confessions
My mind's warped, something more 'bout something
My parodies that I'll bring were confessions
There are misleading spoofs I made up
Including ones about Jigglypuff (Jigglypuff)
I've parodied polka medleys anyway
I will attempt to say these confessions

My parodies based on The Strokes' last nite
All had lack of gossip and votes on AmIright
Did I ever mention...
Minnie Mouse, Legends of The Hidden Temple and Capcom vs. SNK, SNK?
I'm still into Avenged Sevenfold craze
Their smash hit goes like "caught here in a fiery blaze"
Would I ever mention other people's likes
That I wanted them to... just dislike

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I can say
There were still more secrets I'd like to convey
These are my confessions
My mind's warped, something more 'bout something
My parodies that I'll bring were confessions
"CVS STOOD FOR CAPCOM VERSUS SNK!"
Is that the line you didn't want to say (what?)
Tom Kenny's enemy might be this
Whatever spoof it is a confession

[TSB, spoken]
You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this...
I keep thinking about Madonna doing a cover song based on Weird Al's "The Saga Begins" parody.
But I can't believe she stole the original song of the parody...
And by the way I would like to see a Ninja Turtles, I mean, Powerpuff Girls/Sesame Street crossover... get the picture?

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I can say
I thought of some more things that should scare you away
These are my confessions
My mind's warped, something more 'bout something
My parodies that I'll bring were confessions
Sports teams, TV shows, imagination
Entertaining the youth of the nation
TSB, that was me, I suggest
You'd experience the best of my confessions

[TSB, spoken]
I mean, I'm just gettin' started here
Am I even halfway down the list
Does this thing could go on forever?

[David Seville]: "Victor!"
[TSB]: "How do you know me, Dave Seville?"