Yo, I ain't seeing you in a minute, but I got something to tell ya, listen.

See the thing about you, that caught my eye,
Is cause I have seen your picture on the web
Not on a model site, nor on a web cam spy
Especially not on the nude celebs
I guess one of your friend has sent your pics
On this funny little site, with weird looking chicks
If you haven't guessed it now, go on the site
There's a picture of you you might not like

It's a place where ugly people are the shame
And these crazy webmasters are not to blame
It's the public that submits these ugly pics
I must say that's a dirty trick

It's a great humiliation I know
to have your pic on a site where everyone goes
everyone laughing at your ugly face
Are you going to fall into craze?

It's a place where ugly people are the shame
And these crazy webmasters are not to blame
It's the public that submits these ugly pics
I must say that's a dirty trick


I know it's so unfair to you,
Find that traitor and kick his ass trough
Maybe you could get on a weight loss program too
You remind me, whoa...


It's a place where ugly people are the shame
And these crazy webmasters are not to blame
It's the public that submits these ugly pics
I must say that's a dirty trick

It's a place where ugly people are the shame
And these crazy webmasters are not to blame
It's the public that submits these ugly pics
I must say that's a dirty trick