Had to clean my room
Got dog out of city pound
I was mooned
I think I’ll just leave this town

Got hit by truck
For some reason, lost my underwear
Some bees got stuck
In the honey that’s in my hair

No one will be my friend
I’ve got two friends on MySpace
The stove had just burnt my hand
I got punched in the face

On this terrible day
Baseball hit my eye
It's a terrible day
I want to get away

I ate a toad
And it was not my intention
Fell in the mud
I even got after school detention

And I fell down
Three flights of stairs, I’m black and blue
Found a four leaf clover
Accidentally split in two

On this terrible day
I smelled some skunk spray
It's a terrible day

Help me
Take me to a safer place
Help me
Some woman sprayed me with her mace

I can not see green or blue
My eyes burn thanks to my shampoo
Got beat up by some girl scouts
All but four teeth are still in my mouth
So don’t ask, I’m not alright
Jousted against the Black Knight
And had a bird fly and hit me down south
This day was bad, I just have to scream loud

It’s a terrible day
Just want to get away
Terrible day

Help me
Take me to some other place
Help me
A turtle beat me in a race

I got run over by twenty cows
And I just got buried under a snow plow
Can someone out there help me out
Just help me out
It’s a terrible day