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"Birth Control"

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White Trash

The Lyrics

unos does tres catroce
babies so loud captian
want no more
it hurts being pregnet it
makes my head hurt i wont take it now
my insides grow much bigger
being pregnet
makes me grow wide
having a child wont be cool
it wont make you hip
you wont mind an abortion

no more no more
ill take a pill called birth control
dond esta
its a baby i wish i didnt have
now i have something i have to feed and feed

your v*rgina is full of holes
and babies rip threw it
in icky gooey stuff
they cry alot
as you take lots of pills
you know you wont concede
dont want no more

i cant stand babies
im not asking for no sex
im a girl under fifteen still
as jesus makes me more kids ill be
having an abortion

no more no more
ill take a pill called birth control
what a mess
a abortion i wish i really had
but you give me something a anti baby pill

lots of sex
lots of it
but no babies yeah

what a great pill,no babies when i score(3)
mouths to feed is something i dont want
and it will really hurt

no more no more
ill want to have some birth control
no more kids this pill works
and that is giving somethin
now make love to me without
making a child


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Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 11

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Agrimorfee - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
hoo boy, Whitey, this was a great song idea, but your whambamthankyoumam style killed any bit of humor. Better be prepared for 1s and nasty attacks from the right-to-lifers, friend.
Red Ant - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Time for some contructive criticism, White Trash. The parody title was outstanding, but the execution needed much more work. There are probably more typos and misspelt words in this parody than my entire catalog... not an easy thing to accomplish, and not one you want to duplicate. In the future, I'd recommend spell-checking your parodies.

Having done a parody of this OS, I know it's hard to pace and format it in a way the reader can follow... this was harsh read due to you not seperating the backing lyrics in the chorus and the spoken lines in the beginning.

The intro of "unos does tres catroce" could have been replaced with something relevant, like "Gimme R U Four Eight Six"...

Humor was a mixed bag: "anti baby pill" was hilarious (sounds like a military weapon, lol)... Putting myself in your shoes for a moment: if I were a 14 year old girl, having a baby, while a serious concern, wouldn't rank nearly as high as having a raging case of herpes or worse from unprotected sex. You probably already know this, but BC pills don't do squat for protecting you against STDs. I'm not going to preach to you about your age and sexual activity though I feel you need more information than you currently have. "now make love to me without making a child"... one word: condoms.

Back to the parody, I REALLY wanted to like this, but, frankly, it had too many typos and leaps in pacing to enjoy. Running this parody through some spell check, formatting it better and tightening up the pacing and rhyming would have gotten you more than a 332 from me.
white trash - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
well red ant thanks ill take it into consideration but i got another version of the birth control and its better than this one youll see mediocre parodies from me and youll at the same time see creativety theres been people i shared and they thought my parodies were good like my parodies paranormal rock(parody of crocadile rock) and the real muck raker(parody of the real slim shady) songs like that wich people love than as i said theres the gay songs so yeah
whtie trash - August 04, 2008 - Report this comment
gimmie r u four eight six i shouldnt replace those words it wouldnt make sense when u put it in the song

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