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"Where's Waldo?"

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Hey- it's Verziggo here again, with another parody of Vertigo! OK- why am I doing this song so many times anyway? Well, I intended not to do it again, but then I got the idea, and I couldn't resist. I used to be so obsessed with those Where's Waldo books. Now, they are SO boring to me. I'm simply not the same, I know. Well, if I don't like them, why am I doing this parody in the first place? I'll tell you. But first, I'll need you to do something for me. (pretty please, i want u2- really!!) Go to Then, on the right side of the screen click on Flash Movies. Then go to Pranks. Then, look at the Where's Waldo thing. (This is what sort of inspired me) Do NOT give up trying to find Waldo!! If you're patient, you get a reward! By the way, when you're done with that, go and take the Hand-Eye Coordination Test on the same page, if you want to see the stupid stuff I like to do. You'll love it! Really! Tell me what you think of it in comments!! Okay- now, as my little routine, I need do explain this parody to you. It's about someone who loves to do those Where's Waldo things- but they can't find him, so they're so mad. I am annoyed with this hobby, and I think he's an idiot because he can't find Waldo. I want him to quit... Then at the end I'm struggling with Where's Waldo too because I really loved it all along, and I wanted to help my friend, but now I'm frustrated too. I know that was confusing. I'm sorry.
Unos, dos, tres, catorce!
I have searched so much, captain.

Lights go on, it's time
to investigate wherever you'll find-
Tonight you're going to attack this guy
with grenades, snipers, rifles, and search for his crime-
You just can't find him!

Hello hello! (hola)
You're busy playing Where's Waldo! (donde esta)
And you've been looking for hours, I know,
except you cannot find him,
I can see, see!

The book is full of holes
cause you tore it apart after I told
you to stop trying hard to get your goal.
I said it was too hard to find Waldo...

I can't stand your mind!
I'm asking you to quit!
Why you're too dumb to find
that red striped idiot,
I really have no clue
I really have ho clue.
ooooh, ooooh, ooooh

Hello hello! (hola)
You're busy playing Where's Waldo (donde esta)
And you've been looking for hours I know
except you cannot find him,
I can see, see!

Waldo's awesome!
So cool...

And you're there staring right at that page.
And you're there staring right at that page.
And you're there staring right at that page.
Just give me what I want, and you don't get hurt!

Hello hello! (hola)
We're busy playing Where's Waldo (donde esta)
It is fun, and all that I know
is that you cannot find him-
I can see your game teaching me how..
Your game is teaching me how...
How to feel, feel...

really frustrated- yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Oh yea- by the way, with the check mated section, it meant that the new Waldo is awesome. What new Waldo? Don't ask me- I'm too stupid to answer you. And the really frustrated thing is part of the yeah yeahs.

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 6

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Agrimorfee - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Spot on for the choruses, but the verses left much to be desired. Great idea, not the best execution. 353
John Barry - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with Agrimorfee--this was a great idea.
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
454, very good idea, pacing needs a little work. Still, not bad for a new parody author(it took me alittle time to get better myself).
Allicat - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for reading my parody! : ) Thanks for voting!
Allicat - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Did you check out the where's waldo thing I told you to?
Yet Another Dutchman - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
454 Yeah, thanks for the link, Allicat. Take the feedback comments above into consideration, but you already know that.
Allicat - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes I do!!
Allicat - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
OK-I don't know when I'll do my next parody. You may not hear from me for a while because I'm having major trouble finding ideas.
Allicat - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes! I thought of something. My next parody is of Mr. Brightside by The Killers.

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