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"The Coolest Toilet Ever"

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Hello hello! Allicat the Awesome is back- did you miss me? Yes, I came back as soon as I could. Why the heck am I doing another parody of Vertigo? Well, partly because I had this idea, and Vertigo is really easy to make parodies of. I have no clue how many more I will make of this song. So anyway, this is the most stupid and random parody ever! It's about a guy who saw an ad for a toilet that played Vertigo when you flushed it, and so he ordered the toilet. But it only played the chorus, so he was mad, he wanted to hear Vertigo more, so he flushed it again and again until it exploded. (pretty stupid, huh- but it's still a parody) When I say unos dos tres catorce- my toilet skipped that, captain I mean that the toilet didn't play that part of the song. At the end, I'm saying my old toilet played Vertigoinstead of my new toilet plays Vertigo because at this point, the thing already exploded. As for the thing getting fat... don't ask me!!! Also, es buena = that's good. (i think) Well... hope you like it! If you can stand the stupid random, pointlessness!!:)
unos! dos! tres! catorce!
(my toilet skipped that,captain!)

I was in the park
When I saw this cool ad
That touched my heart
It was advertizing this new
And when you flushed
it, it would play a particular song by U2!

Hello hello!
My new toilet plays Vertigo!
(Es buena)
That's why I flushed it ten times in a row
Except now I think that it's gonna blow, BLOW!

My toilet's full of holes
When I first brought it home
It shone like gold
I wanted it cause it played rock and roll
I knew it didn't play the whole song, so-

I flushed it again
And again after that
But I didn't realize
The thing was getting fat
It was gonna explode! It was gonna explode!

Hello hello!
My new toilet plays Vertigo!
(es buena)
That's why I flushed it ten times in a row
Except now I think that it's gonna blow, BLOW!

That toilet
Didn't play the whole song-
Just the chourus...

That is why I flushed it again.
That is why I flushed it again.
That is why I flushed it again.
It gave me what I want- until it blew up!

Hello hello!
My old toilet played Vertigo!
(es buena)
Now it's gone, and all that I know
Is that it gave me something
That this toilet is teaching me how
To call it something else now-
A cheap deal, DEAL!

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 7

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Kristof Robertson - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Not bad, Allicat...scary concept!! A few more killer lines would have pushed this up to all 5' the top of my head "Bono bog", "I'm perched on THe Edge" would've got me laughing! 544
Steven Cavanagh - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha ha! Takes me back to this old one of mine:
Yet Another Dutchman - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
544 Did I miss you? Yes, I missed you tons! Welcome back, Allicat! Original concept, again. Looking forward to your next.
Agrimorfee - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
545 from me, Alli. I wish you could have done something clever with the "All this can be yours" section.
Allicat - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Allicat - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey everyone- stuck on Monkey Ball (the first one) level 10 Beginner or Advanced 17? (i hope not) Sometimes you can run out of time, and that's so annoying! There is a shortcut right at the beginning- a great one! For level ten, you can go a little farther on it, but on level 17, there's another great one at the end, so you don't even have to go over that curvy thing! (Okay, that was random- MONKEY BALL ROCKS!)
Yet Another Dutchman - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Of course it's random. That's what we like about you. Allicat, don't go...
Mrs critic - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I think it's dumb. I'm sure my husband would think the same.
Moe from the simpson's - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, it's you again, is it?
Allicat - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay.... I am not leaving, no matter how much you all hate me.
Yet Another Dutchman - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
That's good, that's a motivation for me, as well. Better start writing those parodies, Allicat, and aim for fives. Are you sure you have enough time?
Allicat - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Well.... yes, I gues I do have enough time. Does anyone here besides me play Monkey Ball?
Yet Another Dutchman - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Can't help you there, 'Cat... You could write a parody about "Monkey Ball," and see if anyone plays it. Sometimes, writing a parody a videogame causes fans to comment on it. You could also ask around in the messageboard here on AmIRight: the 90's and 00's decades boards are dedicated to the entire pop culture, and not limited to music.
Allicat - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't write a parody about Monkey Ball! It's too hard
Neokid - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
That was AWSOME!!! 10/10 !!!
Allicat - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, so much, Neokid! You're awesome!
scarleth - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
well i thought that if someone sings it would be perfect

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