Song Parodies -> "Chubby"

Original Song Title:

"Vertigo"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Chubby"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

My first U2 parody!

Pizza, fries, cake, and milkshakes

Feed my face all night
A couple loaves of bread
My pants, are tight
Got ten or twenty chins
My ass, gets stuck when I sit on the toilet
Bowl, it sucks,theres no way to describe me

Gut grows, gut grows
I'll feed my face with cookie dough
I'll eat the crumbs right off of my toes
Cuz I am so chubby
I want meals, meals

Pie, is full of fat, the metal chair was bent
From my fat ass, i'll get chicken selects
I sure do like that, 10 or 20 pieces
As a light snack
I can dent a floor, tip a moving car
Count up all my rolls, eating Klondike bars
appearance is putrid, appearance is putrid
Woah! Woah! Woah!

Gut grows, gut grows
I'll feed my face with cookie dough
I'll eat the crumbs right off of my toes
Cuz I am so chubby
I want meals, meals

Burgers, hamburgers galore
Hamburgers, some hamburgers galore
Ice cream, some ice cream cake galore
Give me a croiisant, and top it off with candy

Gut grows, gut grows
I'll feed my face with cookie dough
I'll eat the crumbs right off of my toes
Cuz I am so chubby
I want meals that are real tasty
You know I need more meat
I can't kneel, kneeeeeeeel

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Dumb Ass Kid - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment

...Your first U2 parody ... and it's not a bad one, either! One question, are you A: Very honest about yourself or B: Do you have a fat friend who has an incredible sense of humour? 544

Mikey Boy - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment

i dunno what u mean but this parody isnt about me or my friends. its in the perspective of a fat guy.

MrMacphisto - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment

LOL... good job

Albertoa - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Hmm... Very interesting.

Albertoa - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Hmm... Very interesting.

Dumb Ass Kid - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Hmm... Very interesting.

Saider E. - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Hmm... Very interesting

Saider E. - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Ah, i remember the days when i dawned myself the King of Food Parodies. When you write over 20 songs about food and fat people u get kinda bored so i had to venture out. HEY, maybe u can take my place as the KING!

Mikey Boy - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment

lol thanks alot

Agrimorfee - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Funny song, but how can this fat fella lean over to lick the cookie dough off of his own toes? Creative rhyming schemes throughout.

Mikey Boy - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

good question. hmmmmmmmmm i dunno i just thought thatd be funny for the song

Dumb Ass Kid - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Hmm... Very interesting.

Mikey Boy - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Ah yes it is

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