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Song Parodies -> "Rude-Named Cocktail High"

Original Song Title:

"Original Of The Species"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Rude-Named Cocktail High"

Parody Written by:

Laurence Dunne

The Lyrics

#6 of the HTDAAB parody album collection.
Baby come on, it's time to try a 'sex on the beach'
just tell the barman what is your kitsch?

He'll give you any drink that you want
just name the drink that you want

Try a mimosa for a start!

And you feel, like having a beer
But you know they'll think you're a queer
So you try a 'brain hemorrhage'
'Kamikaze's suicide, bloody mary on the side!

Any drink you want, you got it!
You don't have to be shy about it!

Some things you shouldn't drink too much of
like 'fuzzy navels' and 'blow jobs' to boot
and freddy fudpucker belongs in that group

She'll try out anything that you want
Just buy the cocktail she wants

If she turns sideways, then you're drunk!

And you feel all dizzy and weird
don't you know, you drank a 'wet beard'?
And you need Mai Tai double rum
Extra lime to woo my date
leave the almond on the plate

Have you tried a slipp'ry nipple?
smoother than a raspberry ripple?


a 'Cum in a hot tub' damaged out my soul
and if that's not enough, I had a large 'embryo'
and a harvey wallbanger left me out of controooooooooool

This here drink I can't pronouce it
It's so strong that they should denounce it
I'll give her a cement mixer
there's a drink that will really nix her!

And I feel, I need to lie down
and what goes, around comes around
And I threw, up over the ground,
it's all over the ground..
all over the ground...
oh no, oh no
oh no, oh no
oh no, oh no
oh no, oh no

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MrMacphisto - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Once again, you wrote a better parody than the original. This is another of the weaker songs from U2's latest.

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