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Song Parodies -> "Eat Your Peas Or Else"

Original Song Title:

"Love And Peace Or Else"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Eat Your Peas Or Else"

Parody Written by:

Laurence Dunne

The Lyrics

I and John Major share this problem

Lay down
Lay down
Lay your desert spoon on the ground
Lay your truffle on the plate
I don't care how long I must wait

Lay down your Trifle and eat your peas
and your cabbages and broccoli's
As you shovel it down, your custard's not far
after brussels sprouts, and a cauliflower!


I don't know if I can taste it,
I can't stand the smell of peas
It's not healthy but i'd rather,
Die from disease, disease, disease
I can't stand these peas!


Lay down, those sweets and buns
eat a rutabaga or you're not my son!


I don't know if I can taste it,
I know it's good for my teeth
But it makes me faint, i'd rather,
have gum disease, disease, disease
Don't make me eat those peas!

And the years have rolled on
and my health has run down
and my teeth all fell out
now they lay on the ground
So I stop eating sweets
and I cut out the coke
but the smell of the swede
makes me sputter and choke

Oh where are the peas?
where are the peas?
Leeks and peas!

[Guitar solo ends with the sound of me dropping dead and a heart beat fading to a flat tone]

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Kristof Robertson - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Keep 'em coming, Laurence....this is a 5 star effort, with some LOL moments. People, take notice!! 555
MrMacphisto - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Allicat - June 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job- I'm going to say LOL as well. :) Awesome parody of Love and Peace or Else, and much funnier than the original! LOL- the original isn't funny to begin with... YOUR PARODY ROCKS!!! :)
imatoastlover - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL. best parody EVER!!!! u RULE!

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