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This is my first parody (Sorry if it's not good,I tried though) and it's basically a parody of WWE RAW to the tune of Vertigo
Unos, dos, tres, catorce [1,2,3,14]

Turn it up loud, captain!

Lights go down
It's dark
Raw about to start
the matches first are dark
then it's heat
Than I thought
Now it's time
And The main show will start
WWE it can't be bought

The Talent can't walk, but you wonder

Hello, Hello
Hola! [Spanish for Hello]
I'm at a place called WWE RAW (¿Dónde está?) [Where is it?]
It's everything I wish I didn't know
Except Snitsky gives a big boot
I CAN Feel!!!!

I can sell the DVD
I'm askin' for the check
Lita with crimson nails
Has Kane 'round her neck
Swinging to Snitsky
Swinging to the Snitsky

All of this, all this can be yours
All of this, all of this can be yours
All this, all of this can be yours
Just give me what I want
But X-Pac will get hurt

Hello, Hello
Jobbers go down and all I know
Is that you bore me with Kane as Heel
You're teaching me ...aaahhh
Your Storylines are teaching me ...aaaah
How to sleep

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I don't own anything

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Gene Snitsky - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment
dat shyt be gae now yo... y aint yall do like an OC parody or 1 about bailey yo.

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