I was afraid
Of eating more desert
There's nothing you can throw at me
That I haven't already burped

I'm just trying to find
A decent remedy
A place where I can bring
My overstuffed tummy

I never thought you were a fool
But darling look at you
With all the stuff you just ate,
Can you carry your own weight?
Your ass is going nowhere baby

You've got to get some tissue paper
You've got stuck in a toilet
And now you can't get out of it

Don't say that later you'll smell better
Coz you're stuck in a toilet
And you can't get out of it

I will just forsake
The toilet where you're in
The air you've filled with dire smells
No tissue did you bring

I can't be enchanted
By the scent you brought to me
I listen to your pleas
Through my nose I can't breathe

And you are such a fool
To hurry like you do
I know it's tough
And you forgot to get enough
Of what you just really need now
My, oh my

You've got to get some tissue paper
You've got stuck in a toilet
And now you can't get out of it

Oh love, look at you now
You've got stuck in a toilet
And now you can't get out of it

I was unconscious, half asleep
My pants became warm when I pissed in my sleep

I wasn't jumping, for me it was a fall
It's a long way down to nothing at all


You've got to get some tissue paper
You've got stuck in a toilet
And now you can't get out of it

Don't say that later you'll smell better
Coz you're stuck in a toilet
And you can't get out of it

And if the night runs over
And if the day won't last
And if you can't get paper
I'll run away so fast

And if the night runs over
And if the day won't last
And if you can't get paper
I'll run away so fast

It's just a toilet
This need will pass