Stanza I.
I saw one day on my computer screen,
All: Lots of spyware!
The whole display with viruses turned green,
All: Due to spyware!
Then my own laptop cleared the ceiling,
Of this misfortune I will start to sing,
Of this I'll start to sing:

Refrain
Spyware and junk mail,
Spyware and pop-ups,
Spyware and junk mail,
Came in my spam! (repeat refrain)

Stanza II.
I sued the plant that made that poor HP,
All: In the courtroom!
Too bad the judge threw out the case with glee,
All: From the courtroom!
He said 'twas all of my own doing,
And to all of the Geek Squads I will sing;
To every geek I'll sing:
(Refrain)

Bridge
Spyware, junk mail and pop-ups,
Came in the spam on my computer, (Computer!)
Spyware, junk mail and pop-ups,
Came in the spam computerized!

Stanza III.
Now here I am, I might as well choose Dell,
All: Here at Best Buy!
But I don't know if everything is well,
All: Here at Best Buy!
Because it might just catch a virus,
So I've Trend Micro just in case it does,
Yes! just in case it does!
(Repeat refrain twice)