I tell ya what I did last night
I came home, say around a quarter to 5,
on a Friday night
Read a good book,
And studied
Then all of a sudden,
The telephone rang
I got worried,
Cuz every call I get is always a prank
That's why i just let it ring

(Chorus)

Oops, there goes my pants up over my waist
Flo-ods
Oops, there goes my undies up over my head
Wedgie
Ooo,some kind of fist caressing my face
Black-eye
Ooo, I'm my heads all wet, what could this be?
Swirlie

I looked over to the left,
Ooo..I was hurting so bad I had to ice myself
I looked over to the left,
Ooo..I was weezing so bad I had to puff myself
I looked over to the left,
Ooo..I was in my locker crotched up in a ball
I looked over to the left,
Ooo..walkin down the hall until I ran into the wall

Repeat Chorus