Song Parodies -> "I Need A Clone"

Original Song Title:

"I Need A Girl"

Original Performer:

"I Need A Clone"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Dr. Evil's POV after he got Mini-Me

Intro: Shorty where you at?
Shorty where you at?
Shorty where you at?
Yeah, yeah

Verse 1: It gets lonely being evil
One and only, very lethal
I want to have someone that can look and act like me
I can talk to while I’m schemin’
That can calm me when I’m screamin’
I’ve been patient, steady waitin’
Austin Powers will be hating
The one that can plot with me
One that just won’t stop with me (is it true?)
Is he done? (See if he) If he’s the one
I ain’t gonna rest ‘til I know for sure, so

Chorus: Frau-y please believe me when I tell you that, I need a clone (need a clone)
So come on little buddy won’t you holla back, I need a clone
(Now it’s time for evil schemes)
I need a clone that’s gonna be just like me
And I don’t even care that he’s tiny
All I care is that he’s miney
So now it’s time to steal what ain’t miney

Verse 2: I’m a smart ma , who has got a whole lotta brains
Just lookin’ for someone that compares it
I’m a bad man, wanna steal lotta cash
Just lookin’ for a mini I can spend on
Let tell you cloney
We gonna blast some cities
When we call the White House
Let me know if they’re down
I’ve been patient, steady waitin’
Austin Powers will be hating
He may be short, but I don’t care
Met in my volcano lair (Is he me!)
Wow he’s small! (I know what) What I should call
I am gonna call him my Mini-Me, oh

Chorus: Austin please believe me when I tell you that, I got a clone
So come on Mr. Powers try to capture me, I’m not alone
(Now we’ll try so ambushing)
I need a clone that’s gonna be my buddy
I cannot not help it he’s so damn cuddly
Not to mention, that he’s studdly
If you’ll excuse me, I need to study

Bridge: He could, be my everything
Oh you mean so much to me
I don’t remember my son’s name
(He’s a douche bag!)
Yeah, I am you (you), and you are me too (too)
And I’ll get you all your shots so you don’t get the flu, oh!

Chorus: Frau-y please believe me when I tell you that, I need a clone (need a clone)
So come on little buddy won’t you holla back, I need a clone
(Now it’s time for evil schemes)
I need a clone that’s gonna be just like me
And I don’t even care that he’s tiny
All I care is that he’s miney
So now it’s time to steal what ain’t miney

Chorus: Thank you ev’rybody for allowing me, to have a clone
So come on ev’rybody put your pinkies up, and laugh along
(I am so damn happy!)
Oh no, here they come at us in a blazer
“Mini-Me don’t hump that laser!”
We will make a Frau clone later
Cuz I know you really want to date her

You’re my clone man!
Yeah, yeah

April 30, 2011

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Mark Scotti - May 12, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) 555 sharks with frickin' lasers! LOL I tackled Dr. Evil & Scotty in: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/devo38.shtml

agrimorfee - May 15, 2011 - Report this comment

I could picture the video with MIke Myers and Vern Troyer in full costume! You got the parody writer smarts to keep some of the OS attitude with this type of tune, and to also sub the adlibs. One line was a headscratcher: "If you'll excuse me I need to study."

Glen S - May 16, 2011 - Report this comment

This is really funny, and deserved more attention than it got. Well written and funny. It really works the way you wrote it. You're a legit parody-writer, and EVIL parody writer.

Abbott Skelding - May 19, 2011 - Report this comment

ABC: That's what I get for never watching the Austin Powers movies...I'm sure there were references that I missed but nice work for the most part. Bit of a stretch rhyming "mine-y" with baby though.

Blaydeman - May 21, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) I remember when we were younger we used to pretend you were my Mini-Me. We used to do that pinky thing all the time! LOL! Good job little bro, very clever and funny.

Below Average Dave - May 24, 2011 - Report this comment

The really funny thing is, considering Dr. Evil's character, I could really see him singing this. That makes it that much more legit. I think this was brilliant DMon, I realize its still early on in contests for you, but man you are really shining early. . .another gem, truly.

bobpiecheese - May 24, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) Some of the lines were kinda stilted and phrased oddly, but this is still a very good parody, and that's saying something coming from a guy who hasn't seen any of the Austin Powers films. 555 for you!

Matthias - May 25, 2011 - Report this comment

Never heard this song before... Not bad, not great but not bad. The parody however was amazing. Love the Austin Powers series and this was just icing on the cake.

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