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Song Parodies -> "Wii Sucks!"

Original Song Title:

"Team America Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Trey Parker

Parody Song Title:

"Wii Sucks!"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Nintendo... Nintendo...
Nintendo... Wii sucks!
A three-letter name that had really insulted us
Nintendo... Wii sucks!
That's a slur, don't want to hear it, duh
PS3, your games ain't through
Same to Xbox 360 too
Nintendo... Wii sucks!
Lay off the motion sensors and remote controllers
Nintendo... Wii sucks!
That are the two words that I've to holler
This'll lead us to despair
Let's not talk 'bout it tomorrow
Wii sucks!

Excite Truck, Wii sucks!
Trauma Center, Wii sucks!
Elebits, Wii sucks!
Red Steel, Wii sucks!
Mario, Wii sucks!
Zelda, Wii sucks!
Sonic, Wii sucks!
Smash Brothers, Wii sucks

Pokemon, Wii sucks!
MySims, Wii sucks!
Power Pros, Wii sucks!
Donkey Kong, Wii sucks!
Spyro, Wii sucks!
Ben 10, Wii sucks!
Lego, Wii sucks!
Petz, Wii sucks!
Zack and Wiki, Wii sucks!
Soul Calibur (Soul Calibur)

Bomberman, Wii sucks!
Okami, Wii sucks!
Speed Racer, Wii sucks!
Madden, Wii sucks!
DDR, Wii sucks!
Naruto, Wii sucks!
Guitar Hero

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Queen Elizabeth - January 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Wii are not amused!

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