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Song Parodies -> "Everyone Has Eggs"

Original Song Title:

"Everyone Has AIDS"

Original Performer:

Trey Parker

Parody Song Title:

"Everyone Has Eggs"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Everyone has eggs!
Eggs eggs eggs!
Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs!
Everyone has eggs!

And so this is something you can scramble
Men had sperm and woman had eggs
Good to start a family
Sunny side up
A chicken's chicks can (come out of eggs)

Well I'm gonna softboil some of mine
Make the "sunny sides up brigade"
There's a product inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has eggs

My brother (Eggs!)
My cousin (Eggs!)
My aunt and my grandpa and my neighbor (Eggs eggs eggs!)
The good and the bad
Here's something you have craved

Everyone has eggs!
My mommy and my nephew (eggs eggs eggs)
The frogs had got them and so do you (eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs)
C'mon everybody we got boiling to do (eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs)
We're cracking some of their baricades,everyone has
Eggs! [20x]

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showtime - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
some songs are funny and perfect the way they are////You destroyed this instant comedy classic!
Christie Marie M - December 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I am in the mood for an omelette!

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