I got my rock collection out up for sale
im even sellin my junk mail
i hope i dont go to jail
oh, i aint feelin alright
I think ill sell all my Ramen soup
send em all all to the troops
I aint thinking and thats the truth
im hungover all right

It aint a great day to take some drugs
give all my money to charity and sell junk to thugs
i send all of my Ramen soup
all of them every packet all to the troops

I drank fifteen beers before i came home
had a hangover the next day and ate some foam
oh man do i hate to roam
im hungover all right
I look at my beer and what do i see
an alcohol induced drink staring back at me
havent told the truth to my wife ya see
im hungover all right

It aint a great day to be alive
just kill right now dont give me a high five
for not trying a suicide attempt
no im gonna go smoke some hemp

I am all lonely
or im hanging with my homie
all buried in my bed tomb
now hes backsassin'
and now i am askin
will you please leave my room

real soon! real soon!

i might smoke a bamboo pipe or
maybe go ride my bike
might even buy me some marijuana thats ripe

real soon! real soon!

It aint a great day to take some drugs
give all my money to charity and sell junk to thugs
i send all of my Ramen soup
all of them every packet all to the troops

It aint a great day to take some drugs
give all my money to charity and sell junk to thugs
i send all of my Ramen soup
all of them every packet all to the troops