Song Parodies -> "Red Thongs"

Original Song Title:

"Headstrong"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Trapt

Parody Song Title:

"Red Thongs"

Parody Written by:

Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)

The Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen, the man you all came to see. Please welcome the awesome, the talented, the undisputed #1 parody artist currently on AmIright......J*LNA!!!!!!!

Circling the world
Analyzing panties from all girls
I can tell you it's true
G-strings and bikinis here and there
See you later

I see those panties, babe
I want to see if they're colored in gold
See inside, inside of your pants, yeah
Well now that's over
I see those thongs inside, no details to hide

CHORUS
Red thongs, I like red thongs
Red thongs, one size fits anyone
I know you love red thongs
Red thongs, love red thongs
Red thongs, I like red thongs
Red thongs, one size fits anyone
I know you love red thongs
A panties store is where I belong

Decisions of purchase, your first pair's got to be your very best
I see you're out of cash but that's alright
This is how you play, wearing the same pair every night
Impress your lover

I see those panties, babe
I want to see if they're colored in gold
See inside, inside of your pants, yeah
Well now that's over
I see those thongs inside, no details to hide

CHORUS

I don't, don't want no other color
I know, I know all about your panties inside

CHORUS

And remember, that's pronounced JAY-LEN-NAY

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M-Dawg - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment

does jlna stand for joey lawrence no not the actor?

Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Indeed it does. The only thing is you discount the 'no' part and the 'the' part.

Crazy Chris - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Good parody. And instead of putting J*LNA, you should of put J*LNNA (has the "no" in ot) or J*LNTA (has the "the" in it), casue then it would be a copy off of N*SYNC. Horrible band... BOY BANDS SUCK!! :D

Solid Snake kicks your a$$! - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment

Pacing is pretty good. But one thing, I take it that you J*LAW have never seen a fat chick in a red thong.

insanecountryboy78@yahoo.com - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment

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