Now that she's back in the atmosphere
With drops of sauce in her hair
Hey hey hey
She acts like a chicken but walks like a duck
reminds me that she's out of luck
hey hey-ey
Since the return of her stay on the moon
She listens likea fork and talks like a spoon
hey hey hey

But tell me
Did you have a lot of fun?
Did you make it to Safeway to see her looking faded
Watching a movie that was 'G' rated
And tell me
Did you fall from a shooting star
Or ride in 'The Big Red Car'
She likes 'the Wiggles' especially Jeff
When he falls asleep...

Now that shes back from that old vacation
Making her way from another nation
hey hey
She chacks out elmo while she does her hair
Reminds me that there's room for Blair
hey hey-ey yeah
Now that she's back in the atmosphere
I'm afraid she might watch too much
Blue's Clues, Hi-5, Teletubbies, all the other kiddie shows and turn into a 3 year old

But tell me
Did the wind sweep you off your toes
Did you finally get the chance to get some tickets to 'Rumba' hey?
And eat a whole lot of milky-ways
And tell me
Did you get to Rumba in time?
Was it everything you wanted to find?
And were you lonely while you were
Sitting by youself out there...

Can you imagine no gloves, lies, 'Bob the Builder?'
Your best friend's name being Hilda? That'd be sad. It could be pretty bad, can you imagine no spaghetti sauce, freeze-dried seahorse, 5-hour phone conversations
The best chocolate milshake that you ever had... & TV?

But tell me
Did the wind sweep you off your toes
Did you finally get the chance to get some tickets to 'Rumba' hey?
And eat a whole lot of milky-ways
Did you fall from a shooting star
Or ride in 'The Big Red Car'
She likes 'the Wiggles' especially Jeff
When he falls asleep...

(Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na)
And did you finally get the chance to get some tickets to Rumba hey
(Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na)
and did you fall for a shooting star, fall for a shooting star
(Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na)
And are you lonely while you're trying to fix your hair...