Hey,hey,hey

Your bearded face
is touching into my
lunch again
i thought you had a razor
and with that i though you'd
trim your face?

Your tan moustache
the hairs from you in every
single drink i drink

I knew when tp was spotted
your the one who has
decided to try an shave her face

Hey mr. leary, aint that your
mr. misses helen on the evenin news/mornin news
you know the crime she commited ain't rightcha you know?

Hey are you a mister, i dont
wanna find a single hair from you
(Again)

Hey,hey,hey
Peach fuzz line
it's kinda weird you have
facial hair all the time
like me

You gave my soup a carpet
a facial hair connection
that you can't hide i i i i

im so upset, my food
is bound to be trashed thanks
to your untrimmed chest
i believe its facial hair, like a sasquatch
your a wookie and im always going
to wanna shave your face

Hey mr. leary, aint that your
mr. misses helen on the evenin news/mornin news
you know the crime she commited ain't rightcha you know?

Hey are you a mister, i dont
wanna find a single hair from you
(Again)

The way your facial hair can make
a rug, lookin at you desperate for love

Your so hairy, im so young
your facial hairs becomin a shag rug

you see, i could shave your face
and weave a jacket of love and now
theirs no reason for me to not love your face
and let the world see your face set free

Hey mr. leary, aint that your
mr. misses helen on the evenin news/mornin news
you know the crime she commited ain't rightcha you know?

Hey are you a mister, i dont
wanna find a single hair from you
Again

Hey are you a mister, i dont
wanna find a single hair from you
(Again)

Hey,hey,hey
(again)
Hey,hey,hey....

(again)