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Song Parodies -> "Hey, Troll Typist"

Original Song Title:

"Hey, Soul Sister"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hey, Troll Typist"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Your witless claims
On the forums are a mess of flames
I guess that it gives you pleasure
When people lose their tempers
Don't know why
Your evil posts,
Intended to make clear you disagree with most
Are useless unlike EnRon stock
And I'm stunned you never got blocked
For good from this site

Hey troll typist
Ain't you heard of niceness
On the internet? if we met
I'd try to teach you netiquette
Hey troll typist
If we were alike then
I would tell you to
Go die

What debate?
You get mad when no one shares you hate for trees
I'm fabricating slightly
But on green sites you might be
Insulting firs

Your rhetoric's
Not quite as sound as beach houses made of breadsticks
Yet you flood chat rooms
Like a virtual tsunami
And you manage to get on the
Whole site's nerves

Hey troll typist
Hate is only priceless
Since it has no worth
On this Earth
Same can't be said for spreading mirth
Hey troll typist
I don't wanna fight just
Find another group
To spite

Each day you non sequitur
And believe that you argued per-
I say hot out, you say brr
And you contradict with total certainty
People try to help you naively
And end up bludgeoned verbally
You treat all horribly
And gloat, with glee

Hey troll typist
Ain't you heard of niceness
On the internet? if we met
I'd try to teach you netiquette
Hey troll typist
If we were alike then
I would tell you to
Go die

Hey troll typist
I won't waste more time with
Such a waste like you

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

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Mox Puwer - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
The trolls love me...
Jonathan S. - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Very poetic. 555
Christie Marie M - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice to see you write again. I'm trolling you with 3 sets of 5's!
Guy - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, nuke the trolls. If I could get to the trolls system I'd remap the keyboard so all that could be typed in were things like brr or qwerty. There is no such thing as a tamer flamer. Good write here.
Matthias - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Glad I inspired you to write this one now if I can get off my ass and write something too we'd be all set.
Ethan - June 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone - except for the apparent ones troll.
Miranda - July 01, 2010 - Report this comment
that was really good and it followed the beat of the song perfectly
Ethan - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Miranda I have a minor correction. It should be "your hate for trees" instead of "you hate."

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