Your witless claims
On the forums are a mess of flames
I guess that it gives you pleasure
When people lose their tempers
Don't know why
Your evil posts,
Intended to make clear you disagree with most
Are useless unlike EnRon stock
And I'm stunned you never got blocked
For good from this site

Hey troll typist
Ain't you heard of niceness
On the internet? if we met
I'd try to teach you netiquette
Hey troll typist
If we were alike then
I would tell you to
Go die

What debate?
You get mad when no one shares you hate for trees
I'm fabricating slightly
But on green sites you might be
Insulting firs

Your rhetoric's
Not quite as sound as beach houses made of breadsticks
Yet you flood chat rooms
Like a virtual tsunami
And you manage to get on the
Whole site's nerves

Hey troll typist
Hate is only priceless
Since it has no worth
On this Earth
Same can't be said for spreading mirth
Hey troll typist
I don't wanna fight just
Find another group
To spite



Each day you non sequitur
And believe that you argued per-
Fectly
I say hot out, you say brr
And you contradict with total certainty
People try to help you naively
And end up bludgeoned verbally
You treat all horribly
And gloat, with glee


Hey troll typist
Ain't you heard of niceness
On the internet? if we met
I'd try to teach you netiquette
Hey troll typist
If we were alike then
I would tell you to
Go die

Hey troll typist
I won't waste more time with
Such a waste like you
Goodbye