Vehicle always stalls
Driving me up the walls
I'd move faster if I crawl
My car has so many flaws
Need five bottles of fluid so that I can steer
It's just so ridiculous
It has no rear-view mirror

That's my hunk of junk that drives me nuts
Steering out of control
Needs a new set of headlights
And needs new seatbelts
It really bites
And P-U
Plug my nose, "cause exhaust stinks
I should scrap it don't you think
Give the mechanic a call
I can't even get my engine to kick itself on
My hunk of junk that drives me nuts

Can't find no one to buy it
Don't even want to try it
It's so hard to drive it
Honestly I just despise it
There is a big hole
Instead of a radio
And there's several cracks
On every window

That's my hunk of junk that drives me nuts
Steering out of control
Needs a new set of headlights
And needs new seatbelts
It really bites
And P-U
Plug my nose, "cause exhaust stinks
I should scrap it don't you think
Give the mechanic a call
I can't even get my engine to kick itself on
My hunk of junk that drives me nuts

When I'm driving on the road
The engine will backfire
I don't have a replacement
If I get a flat tire
I was offered ten bucks trade in
I hate this car so much
My four door is only a two door
Six colors and has no clutch

That's my hunk of junk that drives me nuts
Steering out of control
Needs a new set of headlights
And needs new seatbelts
It really bites
And P-U
Plug my nose, "cause exhaust stinks
I should scrap it don't you think
Give the mechanic a call
I can't even get my engine to kick itself on
My hunk of junk that drives me nuts

That hunk a junk that drives me nuts
Yeah that hunk a junk that drives me nuts