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Song Parodies -> "Big Bum"
Original Song Title:
"Sex Bomb"
Original Performer:
Tom Jones & Mousse T
Parody Song Title:
"Big Bum"
Parody Written by:
Cait Sith
The Lyrics
I remember my friend used to say Big Bum instead of Sex Bomb when singing this, so I thought I'd carry it on
Look on the lady with cellulite
Definitely oozing out through her tights
Ass like a tyre, puke on sight
Rolling down upon her thigh
Now you found the secret cold ice cubes
To munch away on home-made stews
I cannot get by the side of your rear
Oh, I've got to tell it right
(You know what you've got, you've got a)
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
The earth, it goes uneasy every time it wobbles on
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
But maybe you have heard me wrong
Now take off your thong, it could hook over your arm
Your ass is stuffing over half the car
You ask for cakes, tartlets, and Angel Delight
For stretch marks to make your skirt tight
It could explode or blow a hole
Right through the wall, God save us all
A catastrophic clap from cheeks like those
Could clearly knock a house down flat
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
The earth, it goes uneasy every time it wobbles on
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
But maybe you have heard me wrong
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
The earth, it goes uneasy every time it wobbles on
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
And lady that just sounds so wrong
That could keep me to the floor
And leave me feeling sore, yeah
It can bounce you off the ground
And knock you out
It'll make me squeal and feel ill
So I will give you lipo
Anytime you come on round
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
The earth, it goes uneasy every time it wobbles on
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
But maybe you have heard me wrong
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
The earth, it goes uneasy every time it wobbles on
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
And lady that just sounds so wrong
Definitely oozing out through her tights
Ass like a tyre, puke on sight
Rolling down upon her thigh
Now you found the secret cold ice cubes
To munch away on home-made stews
I cannot get by the side of your rear
Oh, I've got to tell it right
(You know what you've got, you've got a)
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
The earth, it goes uneasy every time it wobbles on
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
But maybe you have heard me wrong
Now take off your thong, it could hook over your arm
Your ass is stuffing over half the car
You ask for cakes, tartlets, and Angel Delight
For stretch marks to make your skirt tight
It could explode or blow a hole
Right through the wall, God save us all
A catastrophic clap from cheeks like those
Could clearly knock a house down flat
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
The earth, it goes uneasy every time it wobbles on
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
But maybe you have heard me wrong
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
The earth, it goes uneasy every time it wobbles on
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
And lady that just sounds so wrong
That could keep me to the floor
And leave me feeling sore, yeah
It can bounce you off the ground
And knock you out
It'll make me squeal and feel ill
So I will give you lipo
Anytime you come on round
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
The earth, it goes uneasy every time it wobbles on
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
But maybe you have heard me wrong
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
The earth, it goes uneasy every time it wobbles on
Big bum, big bum
You've got a big bum
And lady that just sounds so wrong
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555, and thank you ever so much for stealing my idea.
I see the words "big bum" and think "bad athlete" or "Bush"... then I remember that you're speaking English and not American, and you're referring to the exc-ass-ive.
555 and Michael's comments above remind me of a joke... "How can you tell if a man is a male chauvinist pig? .........He thinks harass is two words" ;-)
This was funny, 5's
Well, there was this horse race once, and a horse named Harass was entered, but had to be taken out of the race due to an injury sustained in practice. So the track announcer, not realizing what he said until it was too late, told the audience, "For all those betting on the fifth race, please remember to scratch Harass!"
Hmm...funny...lol
(SOTM) DKTOS, good read.
(SOTM) ha! This is hilarious and would probably be even more so if I knew the OS....
(SOTM) Winner of this month's DKTOS But A Good Effort Award?
SOTM - This parody's got back, i.e, comments here give a whole new dimension to the joke: Why is more people violently opposed to fur than leather? Because it is safer to harass women than motorcycle gangs.
Fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go, um, uneasy. Nice job, Sith Lord. I especially liked the "catastrophic clap" verse.
(SOTM) Loved this, Cait! I did a similarly themed parody to the same OS called "Shrek's Bum"...check it out on my author page! (Shaaaameless plug). 555
(SOTM) "catastrophic clap", LOL !!!
(SOTM) nice idea, and well executed, but a little bit too repetitious to be Song Of The Month
SOTM - I'm afraid it's another DKTOS...
(SOTM) Funny parody here but, it would have been more interesting if you had varied the choruses more. 555
(SOTM) I liked the "...For stretch marks to make your skirt tight" verse the best. The choruses could have been varied somewhat to include more jokes, but still a great parody.
(SOTM) Yeah, changing the choruses would have been the cherry on the icing of this delicious, cellulite-fertilising cake. Funny stuff.
(SOTM) This was a funny one, I laughed a lot.
Wish I knew the original but a fun read anyway.
SOTM...I feel a little weird that I don't know the OS, as I feel like I should...but the fact that Claude didn't know it either made me feel better. =) Funny lines, throughout, though...=)
(SOTM) I think I laughed harder thinking of a big out-of-work muscle-bound street wino asking for change... but I guess that's the wrong kind of "big bum" 5's
Doh, I'm another who doesn't know the original. I found it funny, if a bit heavy (pardon the pun) at times.
DKTOS but you gotta love songs about big butts anyway.
"I am your nurse... and you are my hospital." Raymond Stolp, 2003 Ray's farewell video is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mpkAdaG9yU
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