He's gonna take you to the past
to play the games that just suck ass
he'd rather have some shit dumped in his ear

He can't take it anymore
but he won't stop till level four
he'd rather down a skunk's asshole with beer

Angry Video Game Nerd
his rage is strong
he's the angriest guy
you've ever heard
his list is long
with many names
those coders should all perish in the flames
what were they thinking when they made those games
Video Game Nerd
Video Game Nerd

He's gonna puke over his feet
playing some shit no-one can beat
if it's from LJN it's sure to suck

With his Power Glove and Zapper gun
he's trying hard but it's no fun
flush down the toilet that shitload of fuck

Angry Video Game Nerd
his rage is strong
he's the angriest guy
you've ever heard
his list is long
with many names
those coders should all perish in the flames
what were they thinking when they made those games
They're pissing the hell out of poor James
Video Game Nerd

Hey!

Those fucking games are so bad
so bad he can spit
or say cowabunga
cowafucking piece of dog shit

Nintendo Nerd
Atari Nerd
Video Game Nerd
Angry Nerd

Angry Video Game Nerd
his rage is strong
he's the angriest guy
you've ever heard
his list is long
with many names
those coders should all perish in the flames
what were they thinking when they made those games
They're pissing the hell out of poor James
Video Game Nerd
Nintendo Nerd
Atari Nerd
3DO Nerd

Video Game... Nerd