-> "The Angry Canadian"
Original Song Title:
"The Angry American"
Parody Song Title:
"The Angry Canadian"
Parody Written by:
Mr. Canada
The Lyrics
Canadian girls and Canadian guys
We'll always stand on guard
We'll always recognize
When we see The Maple Leaf flying
There's a lot of men dead
So we can sleep in peace at night
When we lay down our head
My Daddy served in the army
Where he lost his left eye
But he flew a flag out in our yard
Till the day that he died
He wanted my Mother, my Brother,
My Sister and me
To grow up and live happy
In the land of the free
Now this nation that I love
Is being targetted for attack
A mighty slap came flying in
From somewhere in the back
As soon as we recoverd from the stun
From our injured red cheek
Man we'll light up your world
Like the First of July
Hey, Captian Canuck put your name
At the top of his list
And the Canadian Natives
Started shaking their fist
And the beaver will fight
And it's going to be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringing her bell
And it will feel like the whole wide world
Is staring right at you
Brought to you courtesy,
Of the Red, White and Red
Oh, justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This young bear will fight
When you rattle his cage
You'll be sorry that you messed
With the Canadians.
Cause we'll show you who's fucking nice,
It's the Canadian way
Hey, Captian Canuck put your name
At the top of his list
And the Canadian Natives
Started shaking their fist
And the beaver will jump
And it's going to be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringing her bell
And it will feel like the whole wide world
Is staring right at you
Brought to you courtesy
Of the Red, White and Red
Brought to you courtesy
Of the Red, White and Red
Of the Red, White and Red
Of my Red, White and Red
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