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Song Parodies -> "Cookies for My Elves, Milk for My Reindeer"
Original Song Title:
"Beer for My Horses"
Original Performer:
Toby Keith & Willie Nelson
Parody Song Title:
"Cookies for My Elves, Milk for My Reindeer"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
Well the kids'll wake up on Christmas Day
Sayin' somebody got dolls, somebody got a sleigh
Somebody's playin' Nintendo, somebody got G.I. Joe
Somebody built a train, somebody got a lump of coal
Yeah, they got a lump of coal
Kris Kringle hung his shingle out in olden days
A man with a mission and a toy-making craze
Recruited us as helpers, rigged a high-tech sleigh
Bagged a bundle of gifts so he could give 'em away
For all the children to play
Now Santa Claus is one dude who will always rock
We got to pick the perfect presents while we're racing the clock
We'll hit every chimney from Butte to Bombay
Then we'll all meet back at the North Pole Café
We'll raise up a toast to another insane year
Singing cookies for my elves, milk for my reindeer
We get too many blizzards, we pay too many tolls
We get too much confusion from air traffic control
We fight UFOs and storms and anti-aircraft too
But harness up Rudolph and he'll push his way through
You can bet he'll make it through
'Cause Santa is the one dude you can always trust
Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy, y'all can eat his dust
We'll hit every housetop from Laos to L.A.
Then we'll all meet back at the North Pole Café
We'll raise up a toast to another insane year
Singing cookies for my elves, milk for my reindeer
Cookies for my elves
Milk for my reindeer!
Sayin' somebody got dolls, somebody got a sleigh
Somebody's playin' Nintendo, somebody got G.I. Joe
Somebody built a train, somebody got a lump of coal
Yeah, they got a lump of coal
Kris Kringle hung his shingle out in olden days
A man with a mission and a toy-making craze
Recruited us as helpers, rigged a high-tech sleigh
Bagged a bundle of gifts so he could give 'em away
For all the children to play
Now Santa Claus is one dude who will always rock
We got to pick the perfect presents while we're racing the clock
We'll hit every chimney from Butte to Bombay
Then we'll all meet back at the North Pole Café
We'll raise up a toast to another insane year
Singing cookies for my elves, milk for my reindeer
We get too many blizzards, we pay too many tolls
We get too much confusion from air traffic control
We fight UFOs and storms and anti-aircraft too
But harness up Rudolph and he'll push his way through
You can bet he'll make it through
'Cause Santa is the one dude you can always trust
Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy, y'all can eat his dust
We'll hit every housetop from Laos to L.A.
Then we'll all meet back at the North Pole Café
We'll raise up a toast to another insane year
Singing cookies for my elves, milk for my reindeer
Cookies for my elves
Milk for my reindeer!
Copyright 2003+ Spaff.com. Shameless plug: Get this on the Robert Lund CD Elves Gone Wild!
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Don't feel bad if this doesn't get a lot of votes because it took like 6 months for the Brady Bunch to cover American Pie but it was so bad nobody noticed. Also, I think to really appreciate this song you'd really have to hear it; too bad there isn't some sort of recording of it available anywhere.
Thanks, Wild Man, er, Claude. Yeah, some sort of recording would be nice. If only.
Hey Hey it's the monkeys.
I don't know the original song, but your poetry is exceptional, Spaffy! I liked the UFO Part, extra clever bonus points for that!
I don't know the original song, but your poetry is exceptional, Spaffy! I liked the UFO Part, extra clever bonus points for that!
Great job
Billy: Thanx. Diva: If you're curious as to what this would *sound* like, I just might have a way for you to hear it...
Great job, Spaff!
This is a great parody. I can only hear Toby Keith singing this with Willie Nelson. This is the ONLY song I've ever heard parodied ont he website with a different rhyming sound that I could understand right. Are you gonna put the recording on your website? Oh yeah, 555 from me, Golden Deck award, kudos, etc. Too lazy to list everything.
Thanx, Mello and Static. There's not an MP3 of this on the web site, but you can get it on a shiny new CD....
Another superb one, Spaff - I'm looking forward to getting my CD with it on... say, if you've recorded this, do you have a mix without the vocals, so I could try my version, too?
Thanx, Philbo. I don't know how protective of his minus tracks Robert Lund is, but I'll ask him.
I got my CD yesterday... very chortleworthy, and I simply love track 5... must find it and vote :-)
Pacing is way off. 453
Actually, Zerla, you gave it a 153, not a 453, but either way it's far better than what you gave "Red State Woman," so I'm flattered.
And thanx again, Philbo, nearly two years late. Jeez - it's almost time to start shamelessly plugging ElvesGoneWild.com again.
And thanx again, Philbo, nearly two years late. Jeez - it's almost time to start shamelessly plugging ElvesGoneWild.com again.
Thanks to Jack Wilson and Mushroom, I found this parody which I might not have otherwise. Seemed a bit short on lyrics compared to TOS, but I'm sure the recording more than makes up for that. Stuffing your stocking with 5s.
Love this one, 555! One of my favs of yours, I dont like country music too much so UI DKTOS, but form the reocrdingand lyrics and can get a sense of what it's like, so great! Only coutnry artists I can actually stand are Johnny Cash and Carrie Underwood, but I do like southern rock
Thanx, Red and Jackie. I've never considered myself much of a country fan either. The genre lines, however, have really shifted over the past decade; today's country sounds like pop/rock used to, and today's pop/rock sounds like dance/R&B used to. And don't ask me what "psychobilly" is, but the band Batmobile is one of my MySpace friends, and that's what they claim to play.
As for this being short on lyrics, I just looked up the lyrics to "Beer for My Horses." It repeats the chorus one more time at the end, so feel free to do likewise. Does the recording make up for that? Well, the best way to find out is to BUY THE ELVES GONE WILD! CD - ON SALE NOW AT WWW.ELVESGONEWILD.COM. IT'S THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR YOURSELF AND ALL OF YOUR LOVED ONES. Not that I would ever use this site to shamelessly plug my stuff.
As for this being short on lyrics, I just looked up the lyrics to "Beer for My Horses." It repeats the chorus one more time at the end, so feel free to do likewise. Does the recording make up for that? Well, the best way to find out is to BUY THE ELVES GONE WILD! CD - ON SALE NOW AT WWW.ELVESGONEWILD.COM. IT'S THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR YOURSELF AND ALL OF YOUR LOVED ONES. Not that I would ever use this site to shamelessly plug my stuff.
Wow, Red, I didn't expect my subtle marketing ploy to work quite so quickly. Thanks for the order, man. Your CDs go in the mail tomorrow.
Spaff, you're right! Country music DOES sound like pop/rock music used to, and yeah the dance/R&B thng I kinda a gree,like Maroon 5. I totally agree. Tody'as punk music sounds like emo mostly LOL except Green Day and All American Rejects IMO
i want a song called my elves it is like this
who`s gona help me make those toy`s make those toy`s
all for good good girls and boys girls and boys girls and boys
michelle: That sounds like it could be a parody of "My Humps." GIYF.
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