He was in his middle 40’s
Felt his shirts and ties were boring
When a moment came and stopped him on a dime
And he spent most of the next days
Looking at his wardrobe sideways
Thinking about color options
Wondering how to mix in lime
That’s when it finally sank in
Limes not a wardrobe option for most men
He was really sick of wearing wing tipped shoes
What’s a guy supposed to do?

He went high heel buyin
He went mini skirt a tryin
In 2.7 seconds he shaved off his foo man choo
And he looked sweeter after taping back his peter
And gave in to the urges he’d been denyin
He said I hope someday you’ll get the chance
To live like you were Diane

He said he finally felt the freedom
Of a skirts easy breathin
And getting used to the heels was not too bad
And all of a sudden going shoppin
Was more fun than sports talkin
So he went 3 times to different malls and back
He subscribed to redbook
And had a glamour shot took
Then changed to dress and did it all again

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