My Next Thirty Beers

I think I’ll take another, make it Miller Lite
Know I’ve had a few but I’m feelin’ alright
My eyes can still just focus on the bottle sitting here
But that may not be true after my next 30 beers

Hey my next thirty beers are gonna pave the way
For me to say all the things I know I shouldn’t say
Maybe they’ll help get me past all my sober fears
May even flirt with Bertha after my next 30 beers

My next thirty beers are gonna fill my bladder full
Aiming won’t be easy, but it sure won’t be dull
Tell me what I did tomorrow cuz this one thing is clear
I won’t even know I’m sitting here
After my next thirty beers

Oh my next thirty beers, Im gonna pick a fight
May drop my drawers in public, that’ll be a sight
Don’t matter if I wake up with a sailor from the piers
I doubt I'll remember my next thirty beers

My next thirty beers will be the best beers of my life
I’ll raise a little hell, cause a lotta strife
May puke right on the bar or try to milk a steer
Won’t even know I’m sitting here after my next thirty beers
Yeah my next thirty beers