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Song Parodies -> "Squirt"
Original Song Title:
"Hurt"
Original Performer:
Tim Creaser
Parody Song Title:
"Squirt"
Parody Written by:
Tim Creaser
The Lyrics
A Johhny Cash parody of Trent Reznor's "Hurt" I wrote and recorded this about 5 months before he died. So I don't feel so bad.
I crapped myself, today. So see how bad it smelled
I wiped it on the walls, to see if you could tell
she see's my underware, that old familiar stain
tried to hide it all away, but traces still remain
What have I just done? My Swedish friend
Every time I go, it gets me in the end
and you can clean it all, its nastier than dirt
I will let you drown, in my fecal squirt
By others I am scorned, I wiped it in my hair
My nurse has run away, I gave her quite a scare
Beneath these stains of mine, the feelings in my rear
I can get off of this john, I am still right here
What have I just done? My Swedish friend
Every time I go, it gets me in the end
and you can clean it all, its nastier than dirt
I will let you drown, in my fecal squirt
If I could go again, a million miles away
I would crap myself, I would find.... a way
I wiped it on the walls, to see if you could tell
she see's my underware, that old familiar stain
tried to hide it all away, but traces still remain
What have I just done? My Swedish friend
Every time I go, it gets me in the end
and you can clean it all, its nastier than dirt
I will let you drown, in my fecal squirt
By others I am scorned, I wiped it in my hair
My nurse has run away, I gave her quite a scare
Beneath these stains of mine, the feelings in my rear
I can get off of this john, I am still right here
What have I just done? My Swedish friend
Every time I go, it gets me in the end
and you can clean it all, its nastier than dirt
I will let you drown, in my fecal squirt
If I could go again, a million miles away
I would crap myself, I would find.... a way
http://timcreaser.50megs.com/
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This kills me
Delightfully nasty!
Heard it on your cd.. Tisk Tisk Tisk.. What will you think of next :-p Love ya ya goof :-D
Too funny hun... u almost as good a writer as i am...haha
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