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Song Parodies -> "Woolworths"
Original Song Title:
"Appologise"
Original Performer:
Timberland
Parody Song Title:
"Woolworths"
Parody Written by:
Samngliv
The Lyrics
If songs were written so taht people can overcome their sorrows then this is my grief in melodic song form
WHY WHY WHY
The credit crunch began when Northern Rock just went Cuckoo.
We all broke into chaos and panicked so we began to queue.
We were running out of money we didn’t know what to do.
And then,
Our favourite shop just disappeared without a clue,
And I wanna know why
Did Woolworths have to close
I wanna know why
Did Woolworths have to close
Why?
Where will I go now to get my pick and mix any more?
If they stayed a few more months, I’d buy an Easter Egg or four.
Where will I go nowTo buy crap from that store?
And now
Without ma wittle Woolies I don’t know what to do any more.
I want to know why
Did Woolworths have to close
I wanna know why
Did Woolworths have to close
Why?
Where will I go now to get my
Green plastic mould soap dish;
Or illuminous yellow ladybird sock;
Or a bag full of flumps at the pick’n’mix
I suppose I’ll have to go to Tescos
NOO
Did Woolworths have to close
I wanna know why
Did Woolworths have to close
Why?
Did Woolworths have to close
I wanna know why
Did Woolworths have to close
Why?
Woolies is now gone and there is a few more shops to go.
The credit crunch began when Northern Rock just went Cuckoo.
We all broke into chaos and panicked so we began to queue.
We were running out of money we didn’t know what to do.
And then,
Our favourite shop just disappeared without a clue,
And I wanna know why
Did Woolworths have to close
I wanna know why
Did Woolworths have to close
Why?
Where will I go now to get my pick and mix any more?
If they stayed a few more months, I’d buy an Easter Egg or four.
Where will I go nowTo buy crap from that store?
And now
Without ma wittle Woolies I don’t know what to do any more.
I want to know why
Did Woolworths have to close
I wanna know why
Did Woolworths have to close
Why?
Where will I go now to get my
Green plastic mould soap dish;
Or illuminous yellow ladybird sock;
Or a bag full of flumps at the pick’n’mix
I suppose I’ll have to go to Tescos
NOO
Did Woolworths have to close
I wanna know why
Did Woolworths have to close
Why?
Did Woolworths have to close
I wanna know why
Did Woolworths have to close
Why?
Woolies is now gone and there is a few more shops to go.
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