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Song Parodies -> "Trip To Gyn'"
Original Song Title:
"Kryptonite"
Original Performer:
Three Doors Down
Parody Song Title:
"Trip To Gyn'"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
Well, I’m gonna talk of netherworld
Procedure, woman-kind
It gets my body lying numbly
Touched by hands, not mine
And there’s nowt this girl can
Do ‘cept have my parts festooned
I’m here, must drop my panties soon, yeah...
My mind, it whirls about
This ritual, so crude
After all being probed like this is not
Something they do to dudes
I’ll keep in my mind, from cancer, it defends
As long as they’re sure the means meet the end
It drove me crazy - told my Doc’s sick
Been replaced by man
My hopes took dive, why? Well, you should
Have seen the size of his hands
Can he avert his eyes
And still be performing my
Pap alright?
I call it wrong, It makes me freak
Not thrilled when instruments they squeak
I took for granted all those swains
My nether to them shown
Their fum-bl-ings on lumpy beds
Why then THIS one’s attentions dread?
Med’cal equivalent of rack
I’m stirrup-bound
I feel less brazen here in ster-ile
Bright-lit cubicle
I guess this guy’s impelled
To act aloof and so doc-tor-al
Feels like he’s sub-dividing
My cute vajayjay - plight:
Trip to Gyn’
Well call me crazy but I’m not
En-thralled with your cold hands
And why should freezing gell
Encourage my legs spread on demand?...
Difficult to abide
Despite: you try as you might
Trip to Gyn’
Waaaah!
When I signed up to be a girl, well
These things hadn’t planned
It’s so contrived: that belles
Try not to care while probing of glands
I’d rather run and hide
Knees might just stay locked up tight
Trip to Gyn’...
Procedure, woman-kind
It gets my body lying numbly
Touched by hands, not mine
And there’s nowt this girl can
Do ‘cept have my parts festooned
I’m here, must drop my panties soon, yeah...
My mind, it whirls about
This ritual, so crude
After all being probed like this is not
Something they do to dudes
I’ll keep in my mind, from cancer, it defends
As long as they’re sure the means meet the end
It drove me crazy - told my Doc’s sick
Been replaced by man
My hopes took dive, why? Well, you should
Have seen the size of his hands
Can he avert his eyes
And still be performing my
Pap alright?
I call it wrong, It makes me freak
Not thrilled when instruments they squeak
I took for granted all those swains
My nether to them shown
Their fum-bl-ings on lumpy beds
Why then THIS one’s attentions dread?
Med’cal equivalent of rack
I’m stirrup-bound
I feel less brazen here in ster-ile
Bright-lit cubicle
I guess this guy’s impelled
To act aloof and so doc-tor-al
Feels like he’s sub-dividing
My cute vajayjay - plight:
Trip to Gyn’
Well call me crazy but I’m not
En-thralled with your cold hands
And why should freezing gell
Encourage my legs spread on demand?...
Difficult to abide
Despite: you try as you might
Trip to Gyn’
Waaaah!
When I signed up to be a girl, well
These things hadn’t planned
It’s so contrived: that belles
Try not to care while probing of glands
I’d rather run and hide
Knees might just stay locked up tight
Trip to Gyn’...
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Made me laugh! 555!
Urrrggghhh.... this song's too good, it's giving me flashbacks!! (Guys, THIS is why women wince when they see a car being jacked up for a tyre change!)
... Back again, feel better now. Oh yes - very skillfully done, perfectly pacing and all-too-spot-on funny. Your test has come back 555 :)
... Back again, feel better now. Oh yes - very skillfully done, perfectly pacing and all-too-spot-on funny. Your test has come back 555 :)
So, Pip's never had a prostate exam? ;) ... Obviously, you went to the same Dr. described by TJC back in 2007, and on which you commented. (Do I smell a "He's So Fine/My Sweet Lord" plagiarism suit here? J/K! ;)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1375.shtml
Obviously, "nowt" was Pip's, as the dictionary defines it as "cattle". (Shame on you, Pip, calling your partner a cow! ;-D) ... but allows a BR secondary usage as "naught."
555 for cervices rendered -- literally. (Or should that last word begin with a "c"?)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1375.shtml
Obviously, "nowt" was Pip's, as the dictionary defines it as "cattle". (Shame on you, Pip, calling your partner a cow! ;-D) ... but allows a BR secondary usage as "naught."
555 for cervices rendered -- literally. (Or should that last word begin with a "c"?)
I know you explained about the BR usage, but ask any Yorkshireman what nowt means!
The thing that makes me laugh about this parody (and the only thing, I might add, ladies) is that it was my idea and I contributed the majority toward it. Similarly with 'My Menstruental Friend'! I can talk the talk but not walk the walk...
The thing that makes me laugh about this parody (and the only thing, I might add, ladies) is that it was my idea and I contributed the majority toward it. Similarly with 'My Menstruental Friend'! I can talk the talk but not walk the walk...
This song gives me creeps. There are two doctor's visits I especially dislike, and one of them is dentist. The other is left to your imagination.
Nothing feels as nasty as inserting a cold steel instrument inside my private parts. Fives.
Nothing feels as nasty as inserting a cold steel instrument inside my private parts. Fives.
Thanks Puto, Wendy, Papa and Susanna. Susanna & Wendy, I do not envy you that!
Susanna and Wendy, isn't that all the more reason for being grateful for having a *warm* steel instrument... ? ;-D
Peregrin, TT's maxi-padded parody was written long before he had a co-auothor, female or otherwise. True artists have empathy for their subjects!
Peregrin, TT's maxi-padded parody was written long before he had a co-auothor, female or otherwise. True artists have empathy for their subjects!
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