This room smells weird
This room smells funky
You know it smells like old gym shoes
Flies all around
This place SMELLS ugly
Now, fix it it or I'm gonna sue

This smell doesn't satisfy me
I don't know what else I can say
You're wrong if you think that I'll stand here with you

Outside is the place you'll find me
Yes, outside and far away
I won't stick around a house that smells like poo
Outside is the place you'll find me
Yes, outside and far away
I won't stick around a house that smells like poo

For goodness sake
This house needs freshened
I'll tell you what you gotta do
Blow up a bomb
Loaded with brethmints
Your old house oughta smell like new

The insects already dying
You've no need for your bug spray
Your home is reminding me of an old zoo

Outside is the place you'll find me
Yes, outside and far away
I won't stick around a house that smells like poo
Outside is the place you'll find me
Yes, outside and far away
I won't stick around a house that smells like poo

Running home
Cause I can't take whiffing the fumes
Danger zone!
This place could use a Hazmat team with brooms

I think that I'm gonna die, please
You have got to find some way
To get me away from all these smelly rooms

Outside is the place you'll find me
Yes, outside and far away
I won't stick around a house that smells like poo
Outside is the place you'll find me
Yes, outside and far away
I won't stick around a house that smells like poo

Man, your house reeks
This place is stinky
It smells almost as bad as you