Song Parodies -> "Bad Hair Cut (these Follicles I Have Begun)"

Original Song Title:

"Animal I Have Become"

Original Performer:

"Bad Hair Cut (these Follicles I Have Begun)"

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The Lyrics

i cant escape my hair
so many times ive tried
but it still raises wow
somebody take me to my barber
i cant control my scalp

so what it wont matter my hair cannot be cleaned
no one can ever stop these follicles i have begun
just please cut me its not the real me
somebody help me tame this bad hair cut
this bad hair cut(2)

i cant display this hell
worse than brittany spears
and my hair rages inside
(repeat bridge and chorus(2)

this bad hair cut(7)

so what if you can say my hair is cuttable
no one will ever stop these follicles i have begun
just please cut me its not the real me
somebody help me tame this bad hair cut i have begun

help me believe its not the real me
somebody help me tame this bad hair cut
this hystercal mess im in

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2Eagle - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment

Be glad you are not bald.

Mark Scotti - April 11, 2009 - Report this comment

What 2Eagle wrote: I'm half way there... It reminds me of an old Galliger(a prop comic that smashed watermelons) joke: "I found a gray hair the other day, and I had mixed emotions. It was gray, but it WAS a hair!!!" Good parody. 5's

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