Song Parodies -> "I Hate Everything About Dell"

Original Song Title:

"I Hate Everything About You"

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"I Hate Everything About Dell"

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The Lyrics

Every time I get online
It always seems to go fine
Then that old piece of crap Dell
Crashes and runs slow as hell

No new applications run
Using this Dell is never fun
All the anger that I get
But I’m still not online yet

Every time I look at the monitor

I hate everything about Dell
Why did I buy one?
I hate everything about Dell
Why did I buy one?

Every time I get online
It always seems to go fine
Then that old piece of crap Dell
Crashes and runs slow as hell

Every time I look at the monitor

I hate everything about Dell
Why did I buy one?
I hate everything about Dell
Why did I buy one?

Every time I look at that
monitor, I know
Every time I look at that
old keyboard, Dell’s too slow

I hate everything about Dell
Why did I buy one?
You hate everything about Dell
Don’t ever buy one!

I hate
You hate
I hate
You hate Dell

I hate everything about Dell
Why did I buy one?

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Weily Coyote - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment

Ahh...so true. My dad has a Dell. It appears to work fine for the moment *knock on wood* but last year it would BSOD three or four times daily. On a similar topic, a parody I wrote: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/systemofadown93.shtml

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