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Song Parodies -> "Men Are Just Like Shoes"
Original Song Title:
"I Hate Everything About You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Three Days Grace
Parody Song Title:
"Men Are Just Like Shoes"
Parody Written by:
AKeisha Turner
The Lyrics
There are 2 parts to how this song came together. One of them was a few years ago when my mom told me that guys were just like shoes, and I had to try on several pairs before I found the right fit. The other was when I was babysitting & I was extremely bored, listening to the radio when Three Days Grace come on with this song & for some strange reason the song writer in me came out just at that moment & I wrote this. I hope you enjoy reading it & sharing it with your friends as I have had writing it. Rock On!!!
Every time I go shopping
After every mall I hit
Every penny that I spend
But you're still all just the same
Every lace that I do up
By every Chinese Company
All the blisters that I get
But I cannot buy you yet
It's just when I walk in you I know that.....
You could be flat, you know that you
You could be high- heeled
You know you guys are just like shoes
Why do I wear you?!
Every date that I go on
After every shoe I wear
Every sore foot I get
But I haven't bought you yet
It's just when I walk in you I know that......
You could be flat, you know that you
You could be high- heeled
You know you guys are just like shoes
Why do I wear you?!
It's just when I walk in you I think about you
It's just when you're on my feet do you hurt me.......
You could be flat you, know that you
You could be high- heeled
You know you guys are just like shoes
Why do I wear you?!
I wear you, wear, I wear you, on me......
You could be flat, you know that
You could be high-heeled
You know you guys are just like shoes
Why do I wear you?!
After every mall I hit
Every penny that I spend
But you're still all just the same
Every lace that I do up
By every Chinese Company
All the blisters that I get
But I cannot buy you yet
It's just when I walk in you I know that.....
You could be flat, you know that you
You could be high- heeled
You know you guys are just like shoes
Why do I wear you?!
Every date that I go on
After every shoe I wear
Every sore foot I get
But I haven't bought you yet
It's just when I walk in you I know that......
You could be flat, you know that you
You could be high- heeled
You know you guys are just like shoes
Why do I wear you?!
It's just when I walk in you I think about you
It's just when you're on my feet do you hurt me.......
You could be flat you, know that you
You could be high- heeled
You know you guys are just like shoes
Why do I wear you?!
I wear you, wear, I wear you, on me......
You could be flat, you know that
You could be high-heeled
You know you guys are just like shoes
Why do I wear you?!
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Did this turn into a parody of Just Like You halfway through?
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