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Song Parodies -> "Stay Thai Pt. II"

Original Song Title:

"Stay Fly (Still Fly Remix)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three 6 Mafia

Parody Song Title:

"Stay Thai Pt. II"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

Part two of Stay Thai. I had fun writing the first one, even though I'm probably going to Hell for it. I guess the shoulder demon got to me again, because here is part two. I don't mean to offend anyone with anything said here. Enjoy!
(We've gotta stay,
Thai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai,
'Till I, 'till I,
Die-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie,
I've gotta stay,
Thai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai,
"Till I, "till I,
Die-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie,)

Yeah!
Revert!
New Insert!
In the East,
Yeah!
Dirty East,
It's going down!
Chibi!
Warurii,
Iidesu,

I've gotta stay,
Thai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai,
"Till I,
Die-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie,
I've gotta stay,
Thai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai,
"Till I,
Die-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie,

Hear that bell, all are fresh out the school,
On to something much more cool,
Having wild parties, breakin' the law,
Dancing with girls like a freaking Makah,
But let's rewind now, "cuz that is not me,
It's 6:15 and I'm still studying,
Yeah, sure, I know how to have some fun,
I'm having a wild LAN party, you want to come?
I update my blogs, count down to E3,
Don't want to cook, I'll order sushi,
Sit on the crap-pot with my laptop,
StarCraft n00bs won't leave me alone,
I don't get pissed because I love life like this,
I could not be filled with any more bliss,
Well, there's one thing that's got me pissed,
It's that a white dude is dating my sis,

Aznboi is official, king of the town,
I've got people that know me every where I can be found,
I represent the C,
No one does better than me,
No sir, Not him,
They'd better learn to swim,
"Cuz if you want to see more Asian cars,
You wanna see more Asian stars,
You'd have to swim to China, I've got everything minus the SARS,
Man, get your weight up,
Around me, you'd best not clown,
I am a giant, man, I own this Chinatown,

I've gotta stay,
Thai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai,
"Till I,
Die-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie,
I've gotta stay,
Thai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai,
"Till I,
Die-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie,

I could care less "bout what SpongeBob say,
I've got pounds upon pounds of DVDs full of anime,
Get rid of the new, silly, I must crank up Initial D,
Power up,
Make sure the disc"s in,
Press play,
I'll be in my den,
For maybe a day, but with a slight chance of rain, I could be here "till next year's spring,
I sleep all night, game all day,
Back to back tracks of Captain Jack,
No American show could entertain me for a weekend, it'd take quite a price of rice to keep me nice,
I'm not into hentai, you know that,
H or furry? You can throw that,
Out of the back,
Of my car on track,
On my PSP if you need me,

You know me,
(Who you be?),
PS3,
(Was that thee?),
I get my Sony "ploits imported free,
(One for me?),
There's just one thing,
(What is that thing?),
All RPGs,
(Love RPGs),
Have not been translated out of Japanese,

I've gotta stay,
Thai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai,
"Till I,
Die-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie,
I've gotta stay,
Thai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai,
"Till I,
Die-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie,

I'm stayin' J "till the day I get spirited away,
Claim anime, why? I'm a fly guy,
Accelerating through the traffic lines, on my side while I drive,
Back and forth on that I-45,
Evadin' cars while like I'm hoppin' bars,
It's got white drivers screamin' hard,
My trunk door bangs while I'm changin' lanes,
Ain't no change, still's music playin',
The music made for dancing games,
This road is my road,
That's why I hang, hold up, mayne,
I have no sticks in politics,
But I enjoy our flicks and like our chicks,
I pay with yen, I represent,
Let the Mongols know real men – no tents,

Why am I home watching reruns of Godzilla Vs.?
When all of my white friends ride in their white Benz with girls in their arms like they hold purses,
It must be their hocus-pocus, I am smart, got riches, and I'm drenched in gadgets,
I'm wearing glasses, got hall passes, nice like Bob Saget,
I can pimp my MySpace, update my sprite base, I ain't goin' backwards,
I clickity click and stickity stick e-mails with emoticons,
My read-write CDs are my babies, every one needs a job,
I'm a genius and proud to be a son of a fob,

I've gotta stay,
Thai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai.
And all I'm gonna say, I'm pretty thai for a white guy!

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