-> "Assassination Army"
Original Song Title:
"Seven Nation Army"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Assassination Army"
The Lyrics
Verse 1: Don’t want to fight at all
Assassination army breathin’ down my back
But don’t you touch my dog!
On the ass chart, nothing’s worse than that
Now I cry myself to sleep at night
Because I can’t forget
Floods of lead lace my mind
And I must pay my debt
And the only thing I want to say is, “Leave me alone!”
Verse 2: Not gonna cheer about it
Every single grunt’s got a bounty to hoard
Everyone knows about it
From that “violinist” to the honored Board
And if I catch you comin’ out my way
I’m gonna terminate you
True I ain’t no Schwarzenegger
But I’m Neo, dude
And the bullets flyin’ from my gun will mine your skull
Verse 3: I’m goin’ incognito
Gone from this stratagem of veiled employ
I’ll go to Kokomo
Lead them all off it with a male decoy
Am I bleeding, am I bleeding, am I bleeding
On this bus depot…
No more kills are gonna come from me
Or y dog, good boy…
If you ask, “does he have a name?”
And I’ll tell you, “no…”
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