-> "Seven Kingdom's Armies"
Original Song Title:
"Seven Nation Army"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Seven Kingdom's Armies"
The Lyrics
I’m gonna find ‘em all
The Seven Kingdom’s Armies won’t keep me in check
Last thing that they feel
Will be my blade slicing through their neck
And I whisper all their names at night
Because I won’t forget
They’ll all reap what they sow
It’s not an idle threat
‘Cause ever since I left my home, things have all gone wrong
I came from Winterfell
Moving to the capital with my dad, Ned
Their schemes political
Branded him a traitor and he lost his head
And if I catch them in my pow’r one day
Then heed these words I’ve said
Joffrey, Sersei, Ilyn Payne
They’re gonna end up dead.
And the others on my list as well, can all meet up in Hell
I crossed the Narrow sea
If I’m coming back then I don’t know when
You may not hear from me
Until I’m an assassin of the Faceless Men
And I’m feeling my way round this town
Because I cannot see
Simply cannot understand the gods
what they have planned for me
But the motto that I have is this: it’s Valar Morghulis
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