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Song Parodies -> "On Her Majesty's Secret Service"

Original Song Title:

"Seven Nation Army"

Original Performer:

The White Stripes

Parody Song Title:

"On Her Majesty's Secret Service"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Today on WDOB Radio, we present to you a parody about Australian actor George Lazenby's only James Bond film, which also starred Kojak as his enemy, Ernst Stavro Blofeld! This one was kinda difficult to work the title in, but I feel that it's worth it! Enjoy the parody, and stay tuned for more hits on Bond History Month!
Our man is back again,
And several evil villains couldn’t hold him back.
They’re gonna try again,
Makin’ new plans right behind his back.
And he’s going out with this new gal
Who just might be the one.
Mr. Bond won’t give up
Until his job is done.

He’s an agent workin’ for the Queen, OHMSS.

Her folks heard all about it,
James Bond saved her life from the cold of the sea.
And he knows all about it,
But he’s sleeping on bids of matrimony.
He’s got a SPECTRE comin’ back his way,
They wanna stick it to him.
But James Bond doesn’t have much fear,
He’ll risk life & limb!

It’s not easy workin’ for the Queen, OHMSS.

[guitar solo]

He’s going to Switzerland,
Far from the country of the Rising Sun.
He’s fighting snow & wind,
He makes sweet music with his gun.
And they’re bleedin’, bad guys bleedin’, bad guys bleedin’,
They all come unfurled.
Our man would sacrifice himself
For the love of one girl!

‘Nother day workin’ for the Queen, OHMSS.
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by snowblower accident.

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Mark Scotti - June 09, 2011 - Report this comment
You've got a license to "thrill" us with more Bond parodies! Lazenby was at least better tha Dalton. And you know what the sad thing is. I've seen Dalton in other movies where he did act more "Bond like". But he was really a piece of cardboard in hi attempts at the role...

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