I'm gonna date 'em all
All the single ladies couldn't hold me back
They're gonna show it off
Play Beyonce songs right behind my back
And I'm singing "If I Were a Boy"
Because I'm so damn bored
Singing "Halo" all the time
Gives me a damn headache

And the message coming from my mind says don't listen to her...

(interlude)

What If I Were a Boy?
Every single artist's got a song to sing
Are they all crazy in love?
From the Kelly Rowland to the Beyonce
And if I hear it coming on my way
I'm gonna stop buying
If "Halo"'s what you want to hear
I'll turn it on for you

And the message in my mind says all the single ladies put a ring...

(interlude)

I'm going to Washington
Where it's all calm and no Beyonce plays
Even though it's not okay
Make every person listen to The Script
And I'm singing and I'm singing and I'm singing
Right before Barack
All the words are gonna bleed from him
And it's gonna hurt

And the message in my mind tells me that Barack Obama is good....