Song Parodies -> Salvation Army

Original Song Title:

"Seven Nation Army"

Original Performer:

The White Stripes

  
Parody Song Title:

"Salvation Army"

Parody Written by:

Tara

The Salvation Army are against baptism, if you're wondering...
I'm gonna get baptized
The salvation army couldn't hold me back
I'm gonna go to church
Praying behind all those idiot's backs

And I'm talking to God each night,
Hoping that he'll forget
That I burned down a church
With an old cigarette

But the message coming from that guy
Is I'm going to hell
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Anonymous - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Ya only parodied one verse, and it seemed kinda mean-spirited. 411.
Agrimorfee - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Agreed. This coulda been pretty wacky.
ML - August 03, 2008 - Report this comment
There's an error in this page. The Salvation Army is not against baptism. They don't perform baptisms as a ceremony in their church but they do not have anything against it.

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